CERN Suffers MASSIVE Explosion

Last Tuesday, an experiment gone awry killed three scientists and caused catastrophic damage to the planet’s largest super-collider, known as project CERN, a nefarious coalition of politically controlled scientists eager to subvert scientific achievements in the name of furthering ominous ventures that threaten humanity.

Dr. Ravi Mutnaj, a New Delhi based physicist formerly attached to CERN, said the incident occurred when scientists tried to enhance the collider’s magnetic coils by adding an additional eighteen hundred super magnets to the existing ninety-six hundred. The combined pull of the magnets, in conjunction with nine thousand filaments of magnetized cable, generate a force over 100,000 times more powerful than the gravitational pull of Earth. Dr. Mutnaj said the accident occurred as the scientists attempted to create an interdiminsial gateway—or portal—to a parallel universe.  As protons fired across a seventeen-mile circular track six hundred feet beneath the ground, he said, temperatures rose to unprecedented levels, which caused a cascading system failure and a detonation that instantly obliterated a five mile stretch of the track and incinerated the trio of scientists working on the project.

“There was massive damage to the hadron collider,” Dr. Mutnaj said. “For now, CERN is effectively shut down. From what I hear, it will take at least seven months to repair the damaged section. These people are devious and despite the loss of life, humanity is better off with CERN offline. To create their portal, they wanted to accelerate and collide three beams of ions.”

The portal, he added, opened shortly before temperatures approaching 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit vaporized the scientists and part of the facility. The masterminds behind CERN believe portals are necessary in case Earth becomes uninhabitable; the gateways would provide a means of egress—and escape route—to a parallel world free of disease, famine, and suffering. But previous attempts to open portals, Dr. Mutnaj said, had the opposite effect—manifesting entry points to worlds filled with nightmash creatures or producing artificial singularities that could potentially annihilate life on Earth.

“It’s all about power. They felt by increasing the collider’s power they’d have a better chance of attenuating the opening to a desirable location. It backfired. They claim they’re doing this to save humanity but they are interested only in saving themselves and the elite. Even if they achieved their goal, average everyday people would not be welcome in whatever inhabitable world they discover. This setback gives us more time to find a way to counter their devious plans. I’m happy the explosion happened.”

Asked why the mammoth explosion did not generate an earthquake detectable on the Richter scale, Dr. Mutnaj said collider is encased in an underground bunker with fifteen-foot thick concrete walls on all sides. This safety measure ensures radiation remains contained in the enclosure and that mishaps cannot be detected by the outside world.

In closing, Dr. Mutnaj encourages citizens to petition French and Swiss governments to terminate the European Organization for Nuclear Research’s lease. Besides creating Portals, CERN has also engaged in other fiendish programs, such as tapping into dark matter and creating the God particle, any one of which could snuff out life in the blink of an eye.

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  • Exposing Milabs

    Not 1 single source listed. Suspect. Also Dr Mutnej who is referenced as the source can’t be located at all online unless there is a mis spelling of the surname.

    • TruthFreedom

      you expect this man to put a living man’s live at risk? who you work for? NSA

      • Exposing Milabs

        Please allow 24 hours and sometimes more for a response. If this is urgent, please red flag your email and put urgent in the heading. Thanks, RUBY

    • Somebones

      Can you prove the events described herein did not happen?

      • Exposing Milabs

        Please allow 24 hours and sometimes more for a response. If this is urgent, please red flag your email and put urgent in the heading. Thanks, RUBY

        • Somebones

          thought as much.

      • Justin Connell

        Can you prove that it did? Can you even name a source?

        • Fake Astronomy

          Hehehehe! He’s asking you to prove it didn’t happen and he cannot prove it did…The weight of the evidence is on the one making the claim.

    • Arie

      I was just looking for that but I did capture the quote that is “There was massive damage to the hadron collider,” Dr. Mutnaj and googled just that. I came up with several hits but none seemed to be sources but mere copy’s of this same story. So, with that I conclude inconclusive as the article expresses. I have access to many parts of the CERN facility and their web tools and internal “new hire” portals and such. And with that, It has been confirmed by me that NOTHING is running nor has the appearance of any sense of normalcy. However, it’s been posted for some time that they are in a “winter” changeover for lack of a specific term. So, this could be the case or maybe something under skirts happened that wasn’t part of the “curriculum” as would be NO SHOCKER by CERNs standards.But the one lead that the search took me too was this vile web portal: – So, until more is known, it’s not benefiting me to chase it down. This is all that I can glean may be an issue.

      • Exposing Milabs

        Please allow 24 hours and sometimes more for a response. If this is urgent, please red flag your email and put urgent in the heading. Thanks, RUBY

  • Damien Duffy

    No sources, no links. People that put out false stories like this that sow confusion are a carbuncle on Humanity and should be dragged through the streets by horses.

    • Somebones

      You must be an agent of the opposition. Not surprising. I named my source. Now you prove the events described in the article did not happen.

      • Damien Duffy

        I didn’t mean you, I meant the author of the article. HE provides no link or sources and the person he names cannot be found on the internet at all.
        Agent of opposition?
        Try this, I first wrote in 2006:

        • Somebones

          When asked if I use anagrams, change names, or swap letters in a source’s name– I always say I will never confirm nor deny. Would Jullian Assange disclosue a source, or put a source’s life in jeapordy? No, he would not. And neither will I.

          • Damien Duffy

            So you wrote the article then?
            The thing is, that there is so much fake news about that if you change a name and no checks can confirm the story, then only an idiot would believe it even if it were true.
            The discovery of truth is supposed to be just that.
            The concept of “lying for the truth” is highly flawed.
            Anyway you appear to be the only person on Earth that is publicly claiming this explosion happened.
            I wish it would blow up.

          • matt janovic

            So you want to have poor Mike drawn and quartered, and then wish death and destruction upon scientists and their laboratories.
            That’s obscurantism.

          • Damien Duffy

            Not quartered, just dragged. Quartering is for actual traitors (and we have enough of them worldwide to deal with). Disinformation has allowed the Traitors to operate, and now at this time of awakening those that spread disinformation do much damage.
            Cern is working on nothing of value to the world, and puts us all in jeopardy whilst doing it. Further to that they all seem to be demented occultists, naming each device after one devilish deity or another, with proper discovery we would probably find that they should all be flung onto raging bonfires along with all the other self-believed witches that belong to this insidious cult.
            Just wait until it all comes out what they have been up to, and how many children have died EACH YEAR. Ted Gunderson tried to tell us years ago, so did Fritz Springmeier.
            Nobody will complain about burnings once the truth is all out.
            Cern is just one head of this despicable hydra, but all these heads will be cut soon enough.
            Follow Qanon posts and get up to speed.

          • matt janovic

            While Ted Gunderson could not possibly have been wrong in all his proclamations, his influence was not positive, as his satanist child murder cult tales gave valid support and confirmation to the frame-ups of numerous innocents, accused and destroyed on the basis of child abuse fantasies.

            Janet Reno and Clinton proposed and profited politically from said frame-ups.

          • Damien Duffy

            It sounds like the bad guys deflected the exposure to lower targets, the same happened in UK, we have individual (but guilty) pedophiles being outed but the organized ritual abusers remain protected and whistleblower Melanie Shaw is locked up.
            This time will be different, this time the information will be in massive proportions and detail, and I hope people call for burnings once we all know about e.g planned parenthood selling body parts, people having transfusions of children’s blood, adrenochrome harvesting (and of course use) and worse and worse. All the things thought forgotten will be brought to light, going back decades. Merkel is Adolf’s daughter. Yes. And etc. and etc.
            Game of thrones has nothing on this stuff.

      • Damien Duffy

        PS evidence usually works the other way, i.e. people have to prove what DID happen.
        Otherwise we could all make all sorts up (like planes vanishing into buildings and etc.).

      • Imelda

        Ferdinand Hahn (1959-2018)
        We deeply regret to announce the death of Mr Ferdinand Hahn on 4 March 2018.

      • Fake Astronomy

        Why don’t you put up a forum? This fake junk seems to attract a lot of wasp to the jam jar.

    • Justin Connell

      EXACTLY!These guys make stuff up all the time. They also attack their more popular opposition with claims of invalidity and hoaxes when they create hoaxes themselves. Right on Damien! Truth is just that, truth. It can’t be fabricated because it then becomes a lie.

      • matt janovic

        Like who? Whom have they attacked?

  • Sharon Zecchinelli

    Please share where you got this information. I’ve found nothing in any of my searches about it, or about the Dr. Mutnaj (which may be a misspelling). Don’t get me wrong…I’d love it if CERN was totally destroyed. Nothing good can come from it.

    • TruthFreedom

      This was nearly confirmed on Cerns own blog post though they not say whole truth only minor accident but this man speaks truth not hear anywhere else and this is fact

      • Sharon Zecchinelli

        Let’s have the url for the blog post then, if you please. Once again I’m coming up empty.

    • ak47

      Well there are many stories out about it now non talk about portals but a pg stories are out about this. this guy was the first to talk say this so he must have some inside plugs.

    • Fake Astronomy

      Thats because it never happened thats why……All this garbage is just bad science fiction….

  • TruthFreedom

    Good riddeance CERN fuckers

    • Rob Manwiller

      +TruthFreedom – That’s what I say! Wish I could upload my pic of Nelson Muntz (of The Simpsons). I’ll just say a big “HA, HA!”

      • matt janovic

        More bloodthisty obscurantists.

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  • Lori Lang

    This is the 2nd time I have seen someone posting this about the Explosion at CERN.. Must be some Truth to this. And if you go to CERN Home page.. GOGGLE : The Large Hadron Collider, it takes you to there.

    • Sharon Zecchinelli

      Both times that you have seen the same story they are the same story, so that doesn’t cut it. Yes, you can go to CERN’s website but they have no blog there, and they CERNtently aren’t going to talk about a major disaster. Remember Fukushima?

      • matt janovic

        Right! Same thing happened in Iwo Jima

  • Lori Lang

    They are No longer running any Test’s

  • CXV1337

    It is scheduled to open in about 2 hours. No reliable confirmation anywhere as to the explosion. I’d say it is a fake story that is being propagated by people who are not confirming the accuracy of this “report”.

  • Shawn Lawson

    This is ignorant and fake. The language used sounds like a child telling a scary story.

  • Serious_Fred

    Nothing but lies. Total fabrication. Hogwash wanting link clicks.

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  • Emily Elizabeth Windsor-Cragg

    I had images of the last CERN explosion which occurred in 2016, but you may still be able to search for them.

  • Justin Connell

    You assholes are the reason actual scientific research and news is questioned as a hoax and nobody knows what is actually going on in the world. There have been several cases in which Someone’s Bones had been caught fabricating their so-called “news” articles and actually tried to get reputable research sources disbanded and unverified because of the popularity of such media outlets, in other words SB is jealous because they are unable to compete with actual news.

    • matt janovic

      OK, please name three reputable scientist that these Bones fell upon viciously. OK, how about two? Fine, then name one research source they tried to sabotage or “disband”. I have been a devout follower of thei website for twenty years and I see them as upstanding members of the NewScience community. Fun, too!

  • Chris Thomas Wakefield

    I call Bull Shit on this.

  • Paul Murray

    It happened, but the reality is RESEARCH THAT!

  • madovsky

    fake as fuck, no one working at Cern has this name (check yourself)

  • Rob Manwiller

    Just remember, everybody, these people would NOT want publicize a ‘failure’, would they, when they are supposedly doing so much ‘good for humanity’? Think about it and use some logic. Can you say ‘cover up’ (as best they can)? I knew you could. ;>)

  • Philip Popenik

    they tried to open a portal… they wanted reinforcements….source shut them down…it wasn’t to save humanity… they were warned.. the deep state is finished..

  • CXV1337

    I believe the burden of proof always lies on whoever makes the claim.

  • José Banzé
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  • Dr. William Richard Pabst

    It is prudent to seek backups, but sheeple are always naysayers because they are to mentally fragile to consider they are probable victims.

  • Josephine Hogg

    “Asked why the mammoth explosion did not generate an earthquake detectable on the Richter scale, Dr. Mutnaj said collider is encased in an underground bunker with fifteen-foot thick concrete walls on all sides. This safety measure ensures radiation remains contained in the enclosure and that mishaps cannot be detected by the outside world.” How dumb does he think the rest of us are? a 15 foot thick concrete walls would NOT hide an earthquake-like explosion! WTF? If a Magnitude 4 earthquake can be detected 200 klms below the Earth’s surface, I don’t believe this guys statement.

  • Guest Speaker

    This article isn’t dated this happened in July 14 2015.. a repost and rewrite of old news.

  • pillbug

    More to come. Pill
    Cern leads the charge in initiating and continuing the urgent attempts to reach darker dimensions, dimensions that were never intended to be opened by man HYBRIDS RETURN IN JUDGMENT AS THE CONDEMNED CRY OUT FOR THE LIVING TO REPENT
    Message received March 7, 2018
    Video for message to come soon.

    Speak boldly and with great courage daughter of Zion, for the times are crucial and My truth must be shared with all who have ears to hear.

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    Most nations of the earth have been sold out by their leaders and betrayed at the highest levels. The portals to hell all over the earth are opening, as many are working fervently to call upon the enemy’s army to gather in great multitudes and prepare for war. Cern leads the charge in initiating and continuing the urgent attempts to reach darker dimensions, dimensions that were never intended to be opened by man. All of the knowledge used to gain access to these realms was given to mankind by the fallen ones, those condemned already, but who shared secrets with man after they rebelled, that I did not wish for man to have.

    You will now see more and more of these evil manifestations all around you. Those who have spiritual eyes to see and spiritual ears to hear will understand what it is that I am speaking of. Satan is not a creator; and in order to carry out his plans against the Most High Creator, he must have hosts that he can indwell and operate through to carry out his sinister plans. He is doing this is in a variety of ways, and you will see things now in the natural that are anything but natural, as the offspring of hybrid beings once here long ago, will be permitted to come upon the earth once again, as a form of judgment.

    Diabolical beings and creatures are returning, and their intentions are not pure, as they were not created in My image, and therefore, do not possess My Spirit within them. The manipulation of My creation and My intentions is bringing about a most horrific reality for those left here on the earth after I remove My remnant.

    Can you not hear what My Spirit is speaking to you in this late hour My people?!

    I wish that none would perish, and in My mercy, I warn and I chasten and yearn for you to come to Me and listen to all I have been saying to you, but it appears very few are truly repenting and surrendering their hearts and lives to Me.

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    I never speak words to you to cause fear, but always to prick your hearts and convict you of how a lifetime of willful sin and unrepentence will ultimately lead to spiritual death. I can’t be any more clear about eternity. Just as you could not fathom that I do not have a beginning, you cannot fathom what eternity means in total darkness, away from your Creator, the only One who truly knows you and loves you unconditionally.

    The hourglass empties rapidly and you may not have this life by tomorrow.

    Come now to Me… quickly My people.


  • Rahj

    Poor evil fools of CERN. Born again Christians are in touch with the Everlasting Omnlscient, Omnipotent , Omnipresent God, who laughs at fallen angels (those creatures that are seen in the collider) and evil
    mankind. . The parallel universe is called the 2nd Heaven in the bible and is where Satan and these doomed creatures watch us from and control mankind. In seven years they all will be in a small black hole in the earth called Hell (the out side of which is the black sun of the hollow earth). The final Lake of Fire of the bible is Sagittarius A – the super-massive Black Hole which is the center of our Milky Way Gallaxy . it ‘s infinite gravity (called chains of darkness in the bible) allows its singularity to hold all evil beings (imortal bodys, souls and spirits) imprisoned and tormented forever with out ceasing to exist. We (All things) are made from eternal God (Jesus christ) who’s alway’s existed. Do they think God doesn’t control all of creations in his being? The universe is but a pocket in Gods pants where He is testing man;s development. He’s making a family for himself and in this temporal place made for Earth. We born agin Christians (the bride of christ re leaving in a month 2018 and are about to be imortal with God. We’ll be back in 2025 after evil is removed. Good by CERN. Most beings on earth have no place else to exist until they’re imortal bodies are presented and then they’ll exist in this black hole. Fallen angles we be on earth soon. The earth is for ever. How can creations destroy the creations of the creator unless He allows it.? The whole plan is in the bible and in the constellations of God’s Mazzaroth.Bow down for you approach your destruction but will forever exist with in it because God can never cease to exist how can you who are of Him?

  • carlos valentine

    Cearn, is an evil, tool controlled by evil people. The devil, has not the power of Almighty God. For this reason he needs machines, and quantum computers to achieve his evil deeds. I think that they already released some demons from one of the Portals that they open a while back.