Delta Force on Standby to Apprehend Obama
Delta Force operators have received presidential standby orders for a mission to apprehend disgraced former president Barack Hussein Obama, said a high-ranking White House insider speaking under condition of anonymity. According to our source, President Trump contacted Joint Special Operations Command after returning home from his recent trip to Singapore and requested a Delta detachment be made ready to “nab and grab” Obama at the earliest opportunity.
Trump chose Delta based on its allegiance, expertise, and past successes, which included last year’s raid on an Obama-controlled stronghold in Thailand. Trump did not want to use the CIA because many agency officials remain loyal to the criminal Obama, our source said. Delta was the natural choice.
The earliest opportunity, however, might not be immediately; Trump’s painstakingly crafted plan guarantees that Obama, once captured, remains imprisoned without the possibility of parole for the rest of his natural life. A sealed indictment sits on Trump’s desk. Charges against the quondam president include treason, crimes against American people, conspiring with the enemy, providing financial aid to terrorists, violations of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance and Computer Fraud and Abuse Acts that were codified by the Patriot Act. People who criticize Trump for not repealing the Patriot Act should think twice, our source said, for Trump is using the act to indict the very politicians who once supported it, including Obama and eventually his co-conspirator, Hillary Rodham Clinton.
While nothing is known about plans against Clinton, the plan to incarcerate Obama has some interesting caveats. We quote our source:
“The apprehension will not take place on American soil,” our source said. “Obama is too well protected here. He has many allies and spies. Therefore, the president’s team decided it would be better to enact this operation during one of Obama’s many overseas trips. This greatly reduces the probability of his political or media allies catching wind of the plan and warning him off. This is a discreet operation.”
Obama has publically said he plans four overseas trips in the next six months. In July, he will visit United Kingdom billionaire Robert Miller to solicit funds for the Obama Foundation. In August, Obama is scheduled to meet another financial benefactor, French pharmaceutical mogul Alain Merieux. He has also scheduled an October visit with Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad and a December sojourn to see Angela Merkel in Uckermark, Germany.
A Delta Force contingent from Fort Bragg, our source said, stands ready to intercept Obama at any of the aforementioned locations as soon as Trump green-lights the mission.
“Delta is ready to intercede at a moment’s notice. A rapid deployment force can be anywhere in the world in a matter of hours. I don’t know which spot Trump will choose to act upon, but he has choices.”
Asked how Delta will handle Obama’s Secret Service detail, our source said agents would be given an ultimatum: either get with the program or face the consequences. Trump withheld operational details from Secret Service to prevent renegade agents from tipping off Obama, he added.
Even more interesting, our source said, Obama would not be jailed on American soil. Trump has recently struck a deal with a nameless leader of a foreign nation to construct an impenetrable, escape-proof prison with security that eclipses current super-max penitentiaries. President Trump does not consider Obama an American citizen and therefore wants to ensure he never again sets foot upon this nation’s ground.
“Once Delta grabs Obama, he’ll be whisked away, never to be heard from again. Sure, people will wonder where he is—for a while. Ultimately, Obama will become a historical footnote and media mention of his inexplicable disappearance will slowly fade away in favor of some ball game score, what the Kardashians are doing, or some other utterly irrelevant news,” our source said.