NIBIRU FROZEN IN SPACE, NO THREAT TO EARTH

The commander of the DC National Guard, Major General Errol Schwartz, has been relieved of duty for a slip of the tongue—he accidentally allowed classified information about Nibiru to reach the press ahead of President-elect Donald J. Trump’s scheduled Nibiru disclosure on January 20.

As detailed by our Washington sources, Gen. Schwartz obtained a Nibiru report from Gen. Dwight Dreedle, the commander of Vermont’s National Guard. The “Trump eyes only” bulletin had a glaring headline: Nibiru is frozen in space and is no threat to Earth.

As reported previously, elements of Vermont’s National Guard discovered an abandoned astronomical observatory on the Kamalov Atoll, a Russian-owned province in the Aleutian Islands. Vermont Governor Phil Scott had ordered the National Guard to seize and hold an uninhabited Russian island, in response to a Washington Post piece revealing Vladimir Putin’s sinister hacking operations against Vermont’s power grid.

Alas, the troops never reached their intended destination; a polar vortex had swept through the region, leaving them stranded at Kamalov Atoll until yesterday. In coordination with the governor’s office, General Dreedle, Commander of the Vermont National Guard, mounted a massive search-and-rescue operation to recover his wayward troops. A pair of CH-53 Super Sea Stallion helicopters took off from Subic Bay and flew non-stop to rescue the stranded guardsmen.

More interesting than the operation or the rescue is what the unit’s commander, Lt. Scheisskopf, found at Kamalov Atoll—a forsaken astronomical observatory and the mummified remains of Russian astronomer Professor Dr. Mikhail Nikolayevich Tukhachevsky.

According to leaked information, Lt. Scheisskopf nearly collapsed from fright when he peered into the observatory’s advanced parallax telescope.

“For the first time in my life, I saw Nibiru. A red cloud of dense dust swirling through space. A sun at the center with planets around it. It was like looking through a dense fog,” Lt. Scheisskopf explained. Fortunately, Seargent Porchinski was with us. Being fluent in Cyrillic, he was able to decipher Professor Dr. Nikolayevich’s notes. He is also an amateur astronomer and was shocked at what he saw.”

Sergeant Prochinski reportedly said: “This isn’t right, lieutenant. It’s definitely Nibiru, but its orbit should have carried it out of the telescope’s field of view by now. This can mean only one thing, sir. Nibiru has stopped in space.”

Upon his rescue from the Kamalov Atoll, Lt. Scheisskopf sent his report to General Dreedle, who forwarded to General Schwartz, who was

to personally hand it to Donald Trump. Unexplainably, he agreed to field “off the record” questions from an anonymous Washington Post reporter.

We can quote our source within Trump’s transition team verbatim: “President Trump was livid, repeating ‘Not good. Not good.’ for about three minutes. He then telephoned President Obama, ordering that General Schwartz be fired at once.”

The President-elect had planned to make an earth-shattering announcement about Nibiru during his inaugural address on 20 January. This Nibiruleak may or may not have compromised his agenda. If indeed Nibiru is frozen in space, Trump would have shared such wonderful news with the world.

Former NASA scientist and Nibiru whistle-blower Dr. Ronald Schimschuck examined the leaked transcript and offered a scientific explanation as to why Nibiru has suddenly stopped in its tracks.

“This is truly astonishing,” Dr. Shimschuck said. “One explanation is this: Nibiru has traveled so long and so far that it has lost elasticity. You see, Nibiru is a heavy mass object, very heavy, so heavy, in fact, that it simply came to a standstill and may never again move. If this theory proves accurate, humankind can rejoice. Nibiru no longer threatens us with extinction. However, I would like to examine the telescope before making a conclusive decision. But it remains on Kamolov Atoll, property of Vladimir Putin.”

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  • Waiting4Nibiru

    I appreciate this information you guys are working on, but like the last report, some of these facts seem a bit too farfetched for even me. I know a lot about Nibiru—and it’s not possible for Nibiru to be frozen. I was there a few nights ago, and trust me Nibiru is moving toward earth even as i am typing this comment.

    • JoshJacksonKY

      You idiot. Everything here is made up.

      • matt janovic

        Such lack of “decent respect to the opinions of mankind!”

        • Waiting4Nibiru

          He doesn’t bother me. I just wish he’d listen so he’d have a chance tto save himself

          • Mary George

            What are you looking at to say that Nibiru is coming?

    • JessicaS

      Wrong. Positive timeline can absolutely keep Nibiru away. You should know that

      • Waiting4Nibiru

        Not Nibiru. There is no stopping what can’t be stopped. There is no changing what can’t be changed. Nibiru is here, coming, and only our love and faith in Christ our lord will save us.

        • Squatch

          Just the fact that we can even conceive the concept of faith , let alone have an awareness to conceive anything at all ,” at least to me” , comes from a place so far beyond of what “Man” , can even attempt to rationalize.

          “Faith” ,seems to come from an eternal place , maybe of our Spirit , not from this world of mans hostile conjecture . May’be there really is a binary , to our low mas sun , that was intentionally set to “Reset ” , like the lifespan of a “Man”.

        • D in B

          wrong.

          again. LMAO!!!

      • matt janovic

        Now I am beginning to understand. Thanks

      • D in B

        wow you are calling your BF wrong hahahaha nice! he is wrong, he has been and will always be wrong. keep following the incorrect and uneducated. it will get you nowhere closer to death. you will only be alive.

    • matt janovic

      When I was a child, I had a big one-eyed turtle. Sometime she moved, then she stopped, for a long time. Then she moved again, until one day she definitely stopped, dead in her tracks.

      Maybe Nibiru is like a turtle.

    • Jaymus Lonestar

      “I was there a few nights ago…” WTF?!

      So I guess you really don’t want anybody to take your comments seriously then after all.

  • JoshJacksonKY

    Give me a break. More foolish ridiculous stories with made up facts and made up sources. Let me guess, you’re next article will read “Nibiru starts moving toward earth again”

    • matt janovic

      So far, they have kept the faith to us readers.
      I sure that, if it starts moving again, in consideration of the laws of thermodynamics, the Bones will inform us.

  • TomTom

    I don’t get it. How can ant item in space just stop ?

    • matt janovic

      My turtle did.

  • JoshJacksonKY

    Fwiw, this piece directly contradicts your previous shitstory. In it, the imaginary Lt. shithead said he saw Nibiru hurtling toward earth through the telescope. Here, it’s stopped. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • TomTom

      Thanks for pointing that out. I missed it

      • matt janovic

        Lt. Scheistkops did think that the Damn Thing was coming at him, until he realized that Dr. Tukhachevsky had been looking at it before he died.

        Self evidently, if Nibiru was still visible on that same immobile telescope, Nibiru had just stopped, relatively to Earth.

  • urallfools
    • matt janovic

      Obscurantist!

      • urallfools

        Ignoramous!

        • matt janovic

          Provincial uralist!

  • AbdielSchwitzer

    I see these website more lies President Putin more lies Kamalov Atoll more lies these Nibiru

    • matt janovic

      So they misspelled the name of the Atoll–it’s Kamalong, not Kamalov. Any other “lies” you discovered?

      • AbdielSchwitzer

        These whole stories lies matt janovic any words these website ever printed is lies and will be lies

        • Sipowicz Yevgeny

          Abdiel Schwitzer is so smart.
          Everyone trusts someonesbones, except for Abdiel Schwitzer.
          How come Abdiel Schwitzer is only reader who knows best, who figured it all out?

          • AbdielSchwitzer

            I hate these man Sipowicz Yevgeny is one of the most liars of all

          • matt janovic

            Mention one lie that your old friend Yevgeny ever said here

          • matt janovic

            …I mean here, not in Tomsk fifty years ago

          • AbdielSchwitzer

            Why these asswipes talk Tomsk all times? I never lives Tomsk.

          • matt janovic

            Abdiel seems to have something against Tomsk. Very strong feelings. Odd.

            As for Yevgeny, he talks Tomsk because he loves Tomsk.

          • AbdielSchwitzer

            These mans talk Tomck I never go Tomck never live Tomck never school these man Sipowicz and not no him

  • FredSharp

    Seems to good to be true.

    • Waiting4Nibiru

      I’ll let you know tomorrow. I’m going to Nibiru tonight to check it out.

      • matt janovic

        Thanks for doing this for us. Be careful! Make sure you don’t get stuck there

        • Waiting4Nibiru

          I visited last night. Nibiru is not motionless. It is still moving toward earth, just like I said.

          • matt janovic

            Imperceptibly

          • Waiting4Nibiru

            why are you trying to join the club of liars and disinformatoin people?

          • D in B

            cause he is smart. idiot.

          • matt janovic

            Intelligence is not reserved for atheists.
            Religion may cloud the rational discourse, but does not in any way affect intelligence.

          • D in B

            religion doesnt believe in make believe “planets”

          • matt janovic

            Make believe planets? That’s religion.

            Infandum Regina iubes renovare dolorem
            Troianas ut ores et lamentabile regnum eruerint Danai

            That’s myth, a poet’s dream, on which religion is based

          • D in B

            lmao sounds like u are a tool who reads way too much into stuff. your precious site is telling you idiots the truth and its just not acceptable. go elsewhere and leave this place quickly, for it doesnt support you anymore.

          • Jaymus Lonestar

            Just make believe in general then…

          • D in B

            General tsao chicken

          • Jaymus Lonestar

            Red clock gum wrapper on the dashboard.
            Oh, I’m sorry. I thought we were just spouting off random words now.

            In a related note that’s not just nonsensical rambling, the inventor of General Tso chicken, Chef Peng Chang-kuei, died back in November.

            See… you actually can learn something from reading these stories/comment sections. LOL! ;-P

            (Oops. I guess that was off topic nonsense after all. Haheha!)

          • D in B

            Haha u are really awesome haha lol

      • Jaymus Lonestar

        If I give you a twenty, would you bring me back a bottle of Romulan ale?

  • tron

    Coming straight at us it would still be in telescope, only getting larger.

    • matt janovic

      Except that if you set your telescope for Alpha Centauri and go back in an hour, Alpha Centauri will not be there. Try it.

      Nibiru is still visible on that same immobile telescope. Nibiru has been CAPTURED by Earth and has become a géostationnaire satellite.

      • Waiting4Nibiru

        NO! this is not accurate

        • D in B

          YOU LOST!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Squatch

    Maybe the wording “frozen in spaçe” , alludes skeptics to fiction , but the scientific principle backs this theory up in many ways to the observer , not literally” frozen ” , but viewed as retrograde ” ,
    The term retrograde is from the Latin word retrogradus – “backward-step”, the affix retro- meaning “backwards” and gradus “step”.

    .Asteroids and Kuiper Belt Objects (including Pluto) exhibit apparent retrogradation. This motion is normal for the planets, and so is considered direct motion. However, since Earth completes its orbit in a shorter period of time than the planets outside its orbit, it periodically overtakes them, like a faster car on a multi-lane highway. When this occurs, the planet being passed will first appear to stop its eastward drift, and then drift back toward the west. Then, as Earth swings past the planet in its orbit, it appears to resume its normal motion west to east.

    A visual binary is a gravitationally bound system[1] that can be resolved into two stars.

    “These stars are estimated, via Kepler’s 3rd law, to have periods ranging from a number of years to thousands of years”.

    A visual binary consists of two stars, usually of a different brightness. Because of this, the brighter star is called the primary and the fainter one is called the companion. If the primary is too bright, relative to the companion, this can cause a glare making it difficult to resolve the two components.

    In December 1612, Neptune was stationary in the sky because it had just turned retrograde that very day. Since Neptune was only beginning its yearly retrograde cycle, the motion of the planet was far too slight to be detected with Galileo’s small telescope.

    Binary stars are often detected optically, in which case they are called visual binaries. Many visual binaries have long orbital periods of several centuries or millennia and therefore have orbits which are uncertain or poorly known.

    If a binary star happens to orbit in a plane along our line of sight, its components will eclipse and transit each other; these pairs are called eclipsing binaries, or, as they are detected by their changes in brightness during eclipses and transits, photometric binaries.

    • matt janovic

      Thanks, that clarifies things for us.

    • Anonymous

      Squatch, how about simple terms for simple people. Are you saying that it is possible that planet X is not going to obliviate earth in the near future…

  • Nothing is in arrive,.. everything is already here well covered up by clouds controlled by government and military. News like this are serving only for one purpose to distract people attention to watch the sky with the naked eye. You can not watch this by any known telescope. This system is moving so fast(about 30 times faster than a sun or moon) so when you reach the target with your telescope it’s already gone. The orbit is completely unpredictable. It’s goes pro grade and retrograde. The system has 17 – 26 objects, moons or planets and two suns. You can all see that in youtube channel AGAINST THE GRAIN on daily basis

    • matt janovic

      Thanks for your very interesting stories comets’ influence on us.

      Igor, I am very glad to have discovered your channel. My mother was born in your fair city, Rijeka/Fiume, but that was under Kaiser Franz Josef.

      • Well then your mother is my grandmother generation,.. she was born in those times

    • Michael Orosz

      Thanks, Igor!..
      You make alot more sense than some of these other JERKOFFs

  • D in B

    blahahahahahahaha!!! hahahahaha nice! I thought this troll said he SEEN IT!! LMAO its coming he said!! haha

    Waiting4Nibiru 7 days ago
    Jesus is not black! Blasphemer

    Waiting4Nibiru 7 days ago
    I’m talking about Nibiru, the system, not Jesus. It’s real and it’s here and it’s getting close now

    LOSING!! HARDCORE!!

    • Michael Orosz

      Thanks for the Mind Fuck

      • D in B

        Sure thing tinkerbell

  • Anonymous

    No matter, we need the truth!!!

    • Squatch

      All we can really do is discriminate between all the Govt. agencies disinformation , the published papers from Harvard , Cornell , and Berkley.

      I don’t waste my time with Govt/Nasa misinformation , they have contradicted themselves many times , so confused in their own bureaucracy , they get called out often.

      The Minor Planet Center is hosted by the Smithsonian Astrophysical Observatory, a part of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics , handles research on these brown dwarfs , and just like universities , they dont give into the pressures from ………….

      The Minor Planet Center is funded by NASA , located in Cambridge , Ma.

      I have been following some of the reports MPC have put out on an object in solar-type G dwarf in the Pleiades , an astronomer decades ago , was scoffed and discredited for the theory of a binary , this “Bernard’s star”, “Peter Van D camp ” .

  • penprick

    “It’s so heavy… it came to a standstill and may never move again.” Really? Sure thing Bozo, in space where there is no gravity, where objects are weightless and they continue to travel until they hit something. One thing for sure, the closer it gets (if indeed it actually exists), the more amateur astronomers will see it and it will become known to all, without question.