Nibiru Fueled Blizzard Cripples Northeast

Nibiru is partly responsible for the catastrophic snowstorm ravaging the northeast, says Dr. Ethan Trowbridge, a former USGS climatologist and Nibiru whistle-blower. The dark star’s posterior angular coefficient relative to Earth, he says, has influenced the atmosphere, allowing late-winter storms, and other weather aberrations, to manifest with extraordinary power.

The storm called Stella has prompted severe blizzard warnings in eight states along the northeastern seaboard. State and government offices in major coastal cities closed early, on Monday afternoon in preparation for the storm’s impact. Locations such as New York City and Boston could be hammered by over a foot of snow, crippling the cities. Up to two feet of particularly dangerous snow is predicted to strike Northeastern New York and Vermont. Local news stations have advised residents to stay inside and venture outdoors for only dire emergencies.

“Make no mistake, this is potentially a killer storm,” said Dr. Trowbridge. “And Nibiru’s current colocation in space is directly responsible for what will likely go down in history as the storm of the decade. My colleagues call me mad, while they attribute abnormal climate shifts exclusively to greenhouse gas global warning. Sure, that adds to it. But they are so blind they don’t see the whole puzzle. Nibiru is the missing piece to that puzzle.”

“Imagine a vice,” said Dr. Trowbridge. “Earth is caught within the vice, and Nibiru is the vice, slowly turning the screw and applying aboriginal pressure to our planet. It’s only a matter of time before that pressure creates a cascading, planet-wide disaster. Last week, Australia fell victim to a deadly heat wave. This week, the northeast is in Nibiru’s icy grip.”

He explained that the USGS has known about Nibiru since 1983, and has conspired with other government agencies to conceal Nibiru from the public.  He claims that the USGS and NASA already developed a secret measurement system to gauge the severity of Nibiru-induced weather phenomena. If his theory is correct, an ice age or another potentially near extinction level event could affect Earth long before Nibiru crosses our path. Even at nearly half a billion miles distance, Nibiru’s influence is irrefutable; electromagnetic and gravitational forces have generated a wobble, or perturbation, in Earth’s normally stable orbit.

He further claims that the USGS, the National Weather Service, and NOAA intentionally produce inaccurate weather reports to confuse the population. Benign weather events are sensationalized, while catastrophic events are marginalized.

“Up until a few years ago, only hurricanes and typhoons were given proper names,” Dr. Trowbridge said. “Studies proved that most people had stopped watching weather reports on the news, hurting ratings. So some guy, and I forget his name, decided that all storms should have names to boost ratings and draw attention to weather reporting. Conversely, the government agencies clandestinely altered the Saffir-Simpson scale and the Richter scale to minimize the importance of disastrous incidents. For example, today true magnitude 8.0 quakes would be reported as a 7.0 or less. It’s all very convoluted.”

In closing, Dr. Trowbridge urges residents in the northeast to hunker down for the storm and hope for the best, warning that “anyone who accepts the Nibiru realities must factor the dark star and its planets into the global equation. To do otherwise is callous, foolish, and irresponsible.”

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  • tige hand

    what a load of crap…your source doesn’t exist and has never worked for the USGS, and you know this but I guess when you are a fraud then using bs or even dead people as sources isn’t that hard to do is it?

    oh and your pics in this article are not Nibiru nor are they related to a fake planet. Your first is of a comet from 1996 and the second is from a site making venus wallpapers and not close to being anything to do with Nibiru.

    • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

      You must be blind to your surroundings. Nibiru is in our skies right now and anyone willing to see it can see it if you remove the blinders from your eyes. There is still time to accept faith in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and journey will him to the next world after Nibiru takes this world from us.

      • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

        I suppose I have ask you this before, where is it? And what in tarnation does jesus have to do with Nibiru? You do realize even old jesus will not survive a planet 8 times the size of earth crashing into us right? Good catch tige hand on the photos.

        • matt janovic

          Excuse me, are you now saying that either Jesus, Moses, or Mohammed couldn’t nuke Nibiru, if they just felt like doing it?

          • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

            Maybe in a sci-fi film….

          • matt janovic

            I am glad that we could reach a compromise on this important matter.

    • Somebones

      With respect,

      nowhere in the article did I state the photographs are of Nibiru

      • tige hand

        No but you imply it with putting them in an article discussing Nibiru…and you didn’t explain what they are…that is deceitful.

        • matt janovic

          Thanks for noticing that. I think that the Allium cepa Subcommittee of the HUAC should be invested with the task of inquiring into this alleged Bones website.

      • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

        Credit..You absolutely did not say the photos were of Nibiru. Gave you a 1 up for that one.

    • matt janovic

      I have sent the Nibiru photos to NASA and they have not denied their legitimacy. So there!

      Moreover, there is no way that you can get NASA or FEMA to deny that the photo of the lady shoveling out her car, is a lady, and that she is isn’t shoveling her car in Washington, DC, this very afternoon!

      • tige hand

        They haven’t denied it because they are still laughing at the thought someone still believes that hoax. And why would they care about a lady shoveling snow…seriously why would they care?

        • matt janovic

          The important issue here is that they should care about the fact that snowfall in Washington, DC was 2″ or less. It was loader operator Joe O’Keefe who dumped 20 loads of snow on top of this lady’s car, just to give the impression that there was a serious snow situation in DC.

          The question is, who ordered this? Was this done to claim that the universal gravitational constant’s posterior is unsupportable?

      • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

        NASA never ever claimed that this Nibiru ever existed! Further more please explain how a fake planet can cause a snow storm here on earth. This is about as ridiculous as the claim that planetary alignments cause earthquakes…..

        • matt janovic

          Please just go back to any physics handbook, and look under
          “universal gravitation constant’, “G” , where G represents the universal gravitational constant, which happens to be 6.67×10[-11] N m[2]/kg[2], where [ ] indicate an exponential function that I am too old to learn how to manifest on my computer.

          Anyway, in the formula above, k represents the maximum snow level effect, while g represents the posterior.

          • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

            OK…Not sure what all that has to do with anything but?

          • matt janovic

            It has to do with the Allium cepa Subcommittee

          • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

            I found nothing on this subcommittee.

          • matt janovic

            Just check out “Allium cepa”

          • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

            An Onion. Are you serious?

          • matt janovic

            Yes, I am serious, an onion is the key. But not any add sweet or red or yellow onion. “The” is your key, to understand the mysteries of this little world.

          • Roy C. Silva

            WOW MR DOOMSDAY, WITH BRAINIACS LIKE YOU OUT HERE WONDERS TRULY NEVER CEASE…LOL

          • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

            If you have something to prove this Nibiru/Planet X crap I would be glad to read it…..If not then your comment is irrelevant. A sixth grader could figure this junk out.