Nibiru Monitoring Rocket Sabotaged

On Sunday, January 15, we printed an exclusive story of earth-shattering importance: a shadowy organization called SpaceX launched a revolutionary rocket, the Falcon 9, to confirm previously established reports that Nibiru had frozen in space and halted its deadly approach toward planet Earth.

SpaceX hid the true nature of the launch; it claimed Falcon9 carried routine satellite relays, which were to be deployed in geosynchronous orbit. Our source uncovered the truth behind Saturday’s launch—Falcon 9’ payload module was filled with infrared detection and motion sensor devices created specifically to evaluate Nibiru’s current position. When classified reports indicating Nibiru had stopped in space leaked to the press, President-elect Donald J. Trump took the initiative, rallying the assistance of SpaceX founder Elon Musk, whose rocket blasted off into space early Saturday morning.

Using cutting-edge fuel consisting of pasteurized helium, corrugated liquid methane, and hardened tritium, the rocket should have reached orbit around Mars at 4 am (EST) Tuesday morning.

However, our Vandenberg source provided shocking information—nefarious persons, it seems, may have deliberately sabotaged the rocket by tampering with its internal guidance systems and its quad-controlled dual reverse-osmosis thrust vectoring system. The rocket sped past Mars, arching toward the outer solar system at near-warp speeds, and incinerated as it plunged into Venus’s scorching atmosphere.

“Accidents like this don’t happen for no reason,” our source said. “The rocket should’ve safely established orbit around mars and deployed the Nibiru monitoring payload. Everything was triple checked in advance. Suspicious. Most suspicious. Trump was relying on this information. He wanted to talk about Nibiru during his inaugural address—but wanted confirmation that Nibiru had stopped being a threat to Earth.”

Democratic saboteurs, our source says, are the usual suspects. According to usually reliable sources, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama had learned about Trump’s fascination with Nibiru and about the bona fide reason Falcon 9 had been rushed for launch preparations. Hours prior to launch, suspicious persons had been observed maneuvering around the launch platform.

Jose Ortivilla, a janitor whose work includes scrubbing carbon scoring from the cement below the launch site, said he saw four men scurrying near the Falcon 9 hours before departure.

“I was about thirty feet away from these men,” Ortivilla said. “Three of them wore lab coats and stood in a triangle around the rocket. They had electronic boxes with spinning antennas. They were pushing buttons on the boxes while looking up at the rocket. The fourth man was thin, in black suit and tie, standing silent with his arms folded across his chest, nodding his head slowly. I didn’t think anything was strange because the men in coats dressed just like Vandenberg technicians. Only after the mission failed did I think something wrong. My supervisor called me into his office and showed me a book of mug shots. One picture matched the man in the suit. I saw then that it was John Podesta. I remember having seen a picture in the paper of him and Hillary Clinton together.”

The implication seems clear: Hillary loyalists have desperately sought to discredit President-elect Trump and scuttle his chances of setting foot in the Oval Office. If Falcon 9’s mission had succeeded—proving Nibiru was no longer a hazard to humanity—Trump’s popularity would have soared. Even diehard liberals would have thanked him for disclosing the Nibiru realities, forever condemning the Democratic Party to a life of political obscurity.

Unfortunately, no other rockets remain available. Trump’s only hope is to recover the telescope that first proved Nibiru is frozen in space. But that piece of optical equipment is thousands of miles away, on the Russian owned Kamalov Atoll, now said to be guarded by a regiment of Spetznaz commandos.

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  • Waiting4Nibiru

    Shit, this sounds serious.

    • JoshJacksonKY

      sounds like the ususal shit

      • matt janovic

        Indeed, the usual suspects. Time to round them up

        • JoshJacksonKY

          how can you be so blind? nothing on this fucking website has ever been accurate

          • matt janovic

            Absurd!
            Except for a few spelling errors, everything perfectly fits into this conspiracy

          • JoshJacksonKY

            You are dumb to believe anything ever written on this webstie

          • matt janovic

            The issue is not acceptance of all details; the issue is: “Does it fit?”

            And the answer is a resounding “Yes!”

    • D in B

      I closed my eyes last night, and seen y ou strangling me. why are u trying to kill me?? stop trying to kill me!!

  • urallfools

    wuttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt more of this wutttttttttttttttttttttt crap

    • matt janovic

      normal negative platitudes from the Western Urals

  • urallfools

    John Podesta what fucking crap

  • SolarWanderer

    NO ONE working for Goddess Hillary Clinton would EVER EVER EVER try to hide the truth if Nibiru had stopped. This is absurd!

    • matt janovic

      Maybe Podesta went rogue against the Goddess

      • SolarWanderer

        Why would he?

        • matt janovic

          Someone paid more

        • Waiting4Nibiru

          You are not smart

  • TomTom

    Interesting report./

  • AbdielSchwitzer

    These website need shut down for lies

    • matt janovic

      Time to make a call to Yury Skuratov, Prosecutor General of Russia.

      • AbdielSchwitzer

        These website lies false President Putin. These website lies more Nibiru. These website lies Trump. All lies more lies and more lies false!

        • Waiting4Nibiru

          YOU are the one who lies more!

          • AbdielSchwitzer

            No lies more you

          • matt janovic

            Waiting is totally beyond reproach.

            Abdiel’s record, on the other hand…

          • JessicaS

            Why are you so angry?

          • matt janovic

            Look at his photo. He is an Atlantic integrationist, and his candidate lost last November

          • D in B

            cause he hates rednecks who lie

          • D in B

            he lies with every post

          • D in B

            bible thump your girlfriend moron, u are the liar

        • matt janovic

          Might as well make a quick call, from a public phone, to Valentin Kovalev, Russian Minister of Justice

        • matt janovic

          Wenn hinter Fliegen Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach.
          When [f]ies fly behind [f]lies, then [f]lies fly after [f]lies

          • AbdielSchwitzer

            No lies more

          • matt janovic

            No [f]lies!

  • Ronald Shimschuck

    I agree with everything in this article.

    • matt janovic

      Ipse dixit

  • AbdielSchwitzer

    anyone who knows these websites lies makes report Russia information exchange

  • JoshJacksonKY

    Wow, it’s true. I’ve found photographic evidence of the sabotage in process https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/85cc18fd60f7571bdd0f51d15cb560da9e1ce532990a52daab22be2bed131aea.jpg

  • D in B

    @waiting4nibiru:disqus is trying to kill me. when I close my eyes, I appear in his trailer. he tries to strangle me. its not my fault I appear there when I close my eyes. I try to appear in Nibiru but my imagination brings me to the place Nirbiru was created and imagined the most.

  • george

    This story itself will prove that the entire episode is almost a Hoax….How can you ever propagate a story that some body has sabotaged (Democrats) a rocket belonging to Spacex….Is it a toy to be approached easily and sabotage?????Are we fools to take this story for granted…..There is no such rocket to be sabotaged….And Niburu concept itself is a hoax….

    • Somebones

      George, with respect, in the last year we have printed 140 stories on the topic. One was shown to be questionable. Some didn’t pan out. Many were proven true. None were proven unequivocally false.