Nibiru Space Launch Planned For Next Week

For the second time in three weeks, a Trump-funded space launch will attempt to confirm widely circulated reports that Nibiru has frozen in space and no longer endangers the Earth. Earlier this month, President Donald J. Trump rallied the aid of SpaceX founder Elon Musk, a shadowy entrepreneur whose Falcon 9 rocket blasted off into space on January 14, carrying classified Nibiru monitoring equipment.

That mission suffered catastrophic failure; Democratic saboteurs tampered with the rocket’s alluvial guidance systems, sending it plunging into Venus’s scorching atmosphere. SpaceX and the Trump administration concealed the true nature of the January 14 launch, claiming the rocket carried standard communication satellites.

During the week of 30 January, weather permitting, SpaceX—funded by Trump to the tune of $300,000,000—hopes to launch another rocket to gather critical information on Nibiru’s current state of cyclic movement. This time, however, the lift off will take place in Florida, not California. Part of the reason next week’s launch will occur at Kennedy Space Center is because, sources say, Democratic spies have been spotted lurking near the Vandenberg launch site. The Trump-Musk team has planned for all possible contingencies and has taken steps to mitigate future sabotage attempts.

Last Monday, Elon Musk joined Trump for a “closed-door” breakfast meeting at the White House. Our source within the administration heard Trump’s thunderous voice while standing outside the White House’s Roosevelt Room, where the clandestine meeting took place.

“On Monday morning President Trump met with many business leaders,” our source said. “After the meeting officially concluded, Musk stayed behind. He and Trump talked for nearly an hour, and I specifically heard them discussing details on the launch. Trump was dishing out a lot of money. He wanted to avoid another failure. Trump hates failure. He’s deeply concerned about this Nibiru thing, and is afraid that handling it incorrectly will cause his approval ratings to plunge lower than they already are—if that’s possible. So he and Musk hammered out details.”

First, Musk explained the science behind the failed launch: agents of opposition reprogrammed Falcon 9’s telemetry system using a modulated ultra-high frequency radio signal. The Rocket’s electronics, it turned out, were vulnerable to existential interference, a flaw SpaceX engineers solved soon after Falcon 9 crashed into Venus.

Trump was heard barking at Musk: “If you don’t get it right this time, you’re fired!”

When Musk suggested hiring additional security to guard the launch site, Trump brushed him off with a dismissive wave of his hand, saying, “That’s not your concern. Prince has taken care of everything.”

The comment referenced notorious “Blackwater” mercenary Erik Prince, who, according to an interview published in Democracy Now, has been secretly advising Trump from the shadows. Our source said that Prince and his sister, Betsy DuvVos–Trump’s pick for Secretary of Education–were at the White House and conferred with President Trump shortly before Elon Musk’s arrival.

“There’s a lot going on here we don’t yet full understand,” our source admitted. “But I’m sure Trump hired Erik Prince to safeguard the launch.”

Additionally, Trump invested in an elaborate security apparatus designed to intercept and repel foreign microwave signals that attempt to penetrate the launch platform. The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has imposed a “no fly zone” around Kennedy Space Center for the entire week. Any aircraft straying into the restricted area will be ordered to change course immediately, and eliminated with extreme prejudice if they fail to comply.

If the mission is successful, the Falcon rocket will reach mars in just over two days. The payload module will establish orbit over Mars’s southern polar region and deploy thermal imaging optics and motion sensor devices able to gauge accurately whether Nibiru’s axes of inertia have caused the celestial interloper to freeze in space. The payload module is said to include a transverse funnel capable of siphoning red iron oxide dust from the Nibiru system for comparison against known liquidity factors.

The exact time and date of launch are closely guarded secrets, known to only Musk, Trump, and a handful of engineers who have been sworn to secrecy.

 

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  • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

    I hope it finds what it is looking for.

  • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    well there is no way that this was a trump-funded launch. he has not signed much of anything regarding funds given to spacex. this would have been made public. either way, the interesting things with these launches are what they are putting up there. easy for you conspiracy theorists to pick it apart, i’ll give you that.

    • matt janovic

      Could this explain Trump’s breaking tradition of tax return publication?
      Maybe a desire to maintain secrecy on his Nibiru colonization interests?

      • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        well tax returns is not mandatory. no one is asking for that information other than the media. no one ever does.

        secondly, colonization?? that will happen on mars firstly…and lastly, since this nibiru stuff is made up haha.

        • matt janovic

          By the time they have wiped out life on Earth, it will not be long before they wreck Mars as well. So where can Trump find a safe place for his family, if not in Nibiru?

          • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            think of it this way my friend. if this Nibiru place is real….and its so hectic that its destroying everything in its path….why would anyone believe that is, not only exists, but is habitable? it goes from crazy thinking…..to absolutely lunacy. if its real, in no way would it be habitable. no one can prove EITHER.

          • matt janovic

            Historical references are present, if we look for them.
            Just as the hair of Berenice of Egypt was carried to the heavens and placed among the stars, becoming Coma Berenices constellation, so can the Trump Hair be assumed to heaven, as part of the Nibiru System

          • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            Well the knocks against Trump doesnt bode well. Tacky, really. Anyways, you ignored my entire post. IF you arent wanting to have a constructive conversation by acknowledging my points, then there is no real point in responding to your pointless response.

          • matt janovic

            If it’s not habitable now, our Leader can fix the problem.
            If it’s not real, He can will it into existence.

          • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            our leader cannot fix that. it would take over 100 years to make Mars habitable by terraforming. haha you dont have any “points” obviously. You just respond with mindless statements about nothing. Like my dad always said, “you sure are talking a lot without saying anything”.

          • JoshJacksonKY

            Serious question: Do you really think we have or soon will have the ability to terraform planets?

          • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            One could argue we can do that right now on Mars with simple steps of letting Algae grow out of control. It would warm the planet and create moisture. Look up Mars Terraforming. Many scientists believe it can be achieved in as little as 100 years.

          • matt janovic

            Do we have 100 years? 2016 was the hottest year ever, and we might lose our polar air conditioner by September

          • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcTZvNLL0-w

            go to the 1:03 mark and watch for a bit….talks about it quite a bit

          • JoshJacksonKY

            Thank you

          • matt janovic

            Great show, thanks

          • matt janovic

            Great plan as well, but it might be too late for us

          • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

            We’re not allowed to colonize the Nibiru star system.

          • matt janovic

            You are not allowed to, but no one can stop our President!

          • matt janovic

            …not even physics and all that nonsense

          • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

            Nibiru’s denizens can easily stop our president

          • JoshJacksonKY

            lunatic

          • matt janovic

            Let them try

      • JoshJacksonKY

        lol. what bs

        • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          It is. While I’m trying to have a conversation, he resorts to ignoring….and going off to lalaland, responding accordingly.

          That too, is BS.

          • JoshJacksonKY

            The site is BS –but the comments are funny

          • matt janovic

            yours are the best

          • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            yeah i was reading yesterday….it can get humorous. I cannot tell who is who. once certain people show up, I disappear.

  • JoshJacksonKY

    More crazy fantasy stories. As usual, they use ridiculous lexicon and meaningless words to confuse gullible people.

    • matt janovic

      Gullible fools or informed insiders?

  • JoshJacksonKY

    “Democratic spies have been spotted lurking near the Vandenberg launch site.”

    give me a break

    • matt janovic

      I hear they saw Podesta in the neighborhood again

  • SolarWanderer

    DONALD TRUMP IS A JERK AND AN ASSHOLE

    • matt janovic

      Bad manners

  • AbdielSchwitzer

    These Nibiru lies make sick

    • matt janovic

      I am willing to pay you for a listing of any Nibiru lies you are able to find in the above report

      • AbdielSchwitzer

        millions of euros you does owe me if that case

        • matt janovic

          I pay in dinars

    • Squatch

      Well try a Robert Sutton Harrington “White dwarf ” , Diphenhydramine,
      It helps to prevent and treat nausea, vomiting and dizziness caused by motion sickness , and the occasional bought of an uncomfortable ” magnetic pole shift”.

  • Dragonslayer

    “The exact time and date of launch are closely guarded secrets, known to only Musk, Trump, and a handful of engineers who have been sworn to secrecy.”

    So according to my sources, and my whistleblower Steve Bobs, one of the engineers who was sworn to secrecy, Nibiru space launch is suppose to occur in the January of 31st. The goal of this project, according to Steve, is to send a some sort of, “we come in peace” sign to the Orion unicorns who currently control Nibiru and its 8 planets, not 7. Supposedly, according to my sources, the reports reported inaccurately and that Nibiru is actually not frozen, but being monitored and “exhaled” by Orion unicorns to change the “systematic magnetic gauge” of the Nibiru system causing the 6th planet they are living on called Seraphius, named by our Black Government, to change orbit and collide with Earth.

    They are planning to launch 3 more rockets to Seraphius sometime by the end of March.

    Trump was heard barking at Musk: “If you don’t get it right this time, you’re fired!”

    Actually my sources says he was barking at one of the engineers, last named, “Yoblowsky”, not Ellen Musk. Elon is his pseudoname, according to Steve. There are theories that he is a tranny, which would explain his feminine name Ellen changing into Elon.

    If anyone has anything more to add, please feel free to add them with a reply! Deter Wibbenmeyer, signing out, more coming soon!

    • Somebones

      Thanks. But I have concerns as to the veracity of your sources.

      • Dragonslayer

        You’re welcome! My sources are actually not my sources, but copies of top secret documents obtained by Steve Bobs who recently has gone rogue. Supposedly something big is coming up, and Steve Bobs, my whistleblower couldn’t hold his sworn secrecy any longer and decided to come out.

        • Dragonslayer

          All 65 pages. Title named, “STD-95 Project Peace”. It lists the employees involved, including the engineers and the head manager, supposedly named, “Col. Gerald Axelrod” and lists Steve Bobs as a, “Electrical and Aerospace Engineer”. The document describes the purpose of the project, goals, other projects, names of aliens and generals, specifications of project, the rockets, schedules, and what have you.

          • Somebones

            If I didn’t know better I’d think this was sarcasm, but if you would like, I will investigate these claims on your behalf.

          • Dragonslayer

            Oh yes please do! Also forgot to mention. Dr. Ronald Shimschuck is actually a Reptilian, from the constellation of Draco, but unknown star system, according to Steve Bobs. He told me over the phone he obtained a higher security clearance and was brief, “a few” Reptilians in disguise of humans with their ultimate goals to drive humans as slaves and sex slaves. Shimschuck is one of them, and apparently Trump made a mistake of picking Shimshuck as one of the chairmans of PCAST. Steve believes that this a bad omen to President Trump and for the future. Currently Steve Bobs is on the run so right now I can’t interview him nor you. Steve was the one who contacted me, not I contacted him.

          • Somebones

            There is a future for you in journalism.

          • Dragonslayer

            AHAHA! I like your assumption. According to Steve Bobs, only the enlightened and righteous ones have futures in the stars! Humans who are part of the disinformation project or work directly or indirectly with the Reptilian government, when they die, will be violated inside out in everyway shape and form sexually by the Reptilians and turned into food or sex slaves for the rest of eternity. In actuality, according to Steve Bobs, these humans are puppets of the puppetmaster, the Reptilians, and when exhumed of their duties, will be turned into the Reptilian’s plaything. Steve Bobs says he’s not going to become the Reptilian’s plaything and decides to come out and bitch slap them by releasing information and exposing the BIG secret!

            Right now I’m technically a whistleblower since I obtained information from Steve Bobs and probably I will be on the run too since I saw a MIB walking out my front porch and raping a bunny for some odd reason BUT I’ll be in touch whenever Steve Bobs is still alive and disclosing information!

      • matt janovic

        I have no such veracity concerns. In our democracy, the truth will be reached by taking the mean level of all reports on the Trump-Nibiru affair, and averaging out a solid multicultural reality.

  • Squatch

    ” Cape Canaveral, Florida, on Thursday morning, as it prepared to carry a communications satellite into space this weekend.

    “The satellite was intended to be used by Facebook, as part of its effort to extend internet access in Africa.”…………………….Oh such bull shit …..

    Facebook’s founder and chief executive, Mark Zuckerberg, said in a statement he was “deeply disappointed” by the news…………………………..Oh such ………….

    The Nasa statement said the rocket and spacecraft for its next scheduled launch with SpaceX, Osiris-Rex, were,……“healthy and secure”……….Oh Su.. Bu..sh..

    ….. at a launch site a mile away from the site of the explosion. That mission, to retrieve samples from an asteroid, is due to launch on 8 September…..Oh …………..

    We all saw the Savatage of that launch , that electromagnetic weapon sphere , the footage was spot on, undeniable.

    Indeed these were statements from the “Osiris-Rex”, but the lame “confirmations ” or a billionaires “passion ” , for bringing all the starving nations “internet access ” ……

    Are you suddenly stamped a conspirator , the minute you call out such obvious bullshit from govt or corperation .

  • Squatch

    Some object clearly caught on camera “Sept 1 ” , seemed to tell a story unto itself , .