Obama Sabotages Trump’s Nibiru Disclosure
On Saturday, President Donald J. Trump revealed that his investigative team unearthed a shocking reality: President Barrack Hussein Obama had illegally wiretapped a communications trunk within Trump Tower to eavesdrop on Trump’s private conversations. The official story suggests Obama’s desperate actions were designed to sabotage Trump’s candidacy, steal the election, and guarantee that his preferred successor, Hillary Clinton, reached the Oval Office.
Our Washington source, a former Secret Service agent tasked with protecting the last three sitting presidents, discovered ulterior motives behind Obama’s “nefarious subterfuge”. The plan, our source said, was to learn what Trump knew about Nibiru and to sabotage a potential disclosure.
Our source asserts that Obama personally eavesdropped on conversations between Trump and foreign leaders around the world, including Russian President Vladimir Putin. Although it is unknown whether Obama illicitly recorded conversations pertaining to Nibiru, the surveillance device captured at least three telephone conversations between Trump Tower and the Kremlin.
“Before leaving office, Obama burned thirty years of classified Nibiru research, three thousand plus pages, then replaced them with false information about Nibiru, disinformation created to make Trump look like a foolish clown if he went public. The fake documents contained absurd scientific terminology—like saying Nibiru had frozen in space hiding behind the dark side of the sun. Obama wanted Trump to take the bait and pass it along to Putin. If the pair went forward with the disclosure, using Obama’s fiction, the world would have laughed them out of office, and Obama would have achieved his ultimate goal—getting rid of Putin and Trump from the outside.”
But Trump, our source says, has more intelligence than people give him credit for. He assumed Obama would have bugged the Whitehouse and, therefore, conducted all Nibiru business from his other home, Trump Tower.
“Trump considered the tower an impenetrable fortress,” our source said, “and never expected agents of Obama and Clinton to infiltrate his personal domain. The listening device, a fiber optic, quad-polarity, triple-carotid diode, was discretely placed in the main communication trunk. No larger than a healthy mosquito, it was essentially impossible to notice.”
However, Trump was tipped off to the sinister plot by a high-ranking NSA official and Trump-loyalist who received a misdirected memo. That document, our source said, detailed an ominous plan to covertly monitor the White House, Trump Tower, and Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Florida resort, with an emphasis on capturing any mention of the word Nibiru. If all information is accurate, Secret Service agents located and destroyed listening devices at all three locations.
Trump, our source said, was furious about the discovery. He blamed Chief Strategist Stephen Bannon and his son-n-law enforcer Jared Kushner for the security breach, and nearly fired them for allowing agents of the opposition to penetrate his strongholds.
Incidentally, a second source, a White House gardener named Chauncey Gardiner, reported seeing a man looking like John Podesta, skulking around the rose garden shortly after Trump took office.
“I alerted Secret Service,” Chauncey told us. “But when they reached the gardens, he was gone. It was as if he was never there. He must have disappeared into the rose bushes.”
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