Psychiatric Patient Demands Trump Acknowledge Nibiru Cover-Up

On Wednesday, a psychiatric patient at New York City’s Bellevue Psychiatric Hospital was nearly shot dead after escaping his restraints, taking a hostage, and making unusual demands on the medical staff. Around noon, hospital orderlies had escorted Parker Stevenson, 47, from the hospital cafeteria to his room on Bellevue’s “C” wing, home to some of society’s psychologically damaged individuals. A diagnosed schizophrenic with a proclivity for violent outbursts, Stevenson lived much of his institutionalized life inside a straitjacket.

According to our New York source, whose information has been substantiated by eyewitness testimony, Stevenson subdued a hospital worker with a plastic fork he had stolen from the cafeteria. He barricaded himself and a hostage in a utility closet, and demanded to see either President Trump or Chief Strategist Stephen K. Bannon, both of whom, Stevenson said, had the ability to ‘send him home.’

Staff psychiatrist Dr. James Watts intervened, asking Stevenson where he thought home was.

“Doc, what are you talking about,” Stevenson allegedly replied. “You know damn well where I’m from. Nibiru.”

Our source said: “With the exception of the doctor, the staff had no idea what he was on about. They had properly administered his medication, haloperidol and halcyon, just before the incident. Stevenson went berserk, screaming this and that about Nibiru and Trump. He seemed convinced that the United States had in its military arsenal an interstellar craft that could whisk him off to Nibiru. Then Stevenson began rambling to the staff about this planet.”

Stevenson explained he had been hatched from a golden egg on Nibiru, said to be one of seven planets belonging to a solar system that crosses Earth’s path every 3600 years. At the young age of 674, he said, his intergalactic spaceship malfunctioned and crash-landed on Earth, separating him from his Annunaki brethren. He escaped the crash unharmed, but said the United States government confiscated his ship and has been trying to discover its secrets for nearly thirty years.

Dr. Watts attempted to pacify patient Stevenson. “Why do you want to see President Trump?”

“Why are you provoking me doc?” Stevenson asked, inching the plastic fork closer to his hostage’s throat. “You know all this. I want Trump to send me home. I want him to tell the world about Nibiru. I want him to tell everyone what Nibiru really is.”

Fearing possible casualties, Dr. Watts telephoned the White House, explained the precarious situation, and asked to speak with President Trump. Unfortunately, the White House operator said that Trump was indisposed, currently contemplating war with Mexico because of some “bad hombres.” Instead, she offered to send Defense Secretary James “Mad Dog” Mattis for third party arbitration.

We can quote our source verbatim: “That proposal sent Stevenson into an outrage. Stevenson lashed out at Dr. Watts; Stevenson started screaming “No! Not him. Not that piece of shit neo-con trying to hide the Nibiru truth.” Stevenson threatened to immolate himself and his hostage using a can of turpentine found in the utility closet, unless Trump or an approved surrogate responded immediately to his concerns. He would agree to only one person other than Trump himself.”

That person, our source said, was Trump’s liberal Chief Strategist Stephen K. Bannon. If all information is accurate, a military helicopter transported Bannon to Bellevue’s rooftop helipad; four heavily armed Secret Service agents escorted him to the scene of the crime.

“If you release the hostage, we can discuss the Nibiru truth,” Bannon told Stevenson. “Donald understands what you’re going through. And so do I.”

An eyewitness—a hospital janitor named Herbert Allen—provided additional testimony: “Man, it was about to get crazy,” Allen told our source. “At first Stevenson was frustrated at Bannon, shouting “Why have you forsaken me?” while waving his free arm in the air. Then I noticed something strange. Something very strange. When Bannon blinked, his eyelids slid from side to side, not up and down. Creeped me out pretty good. The Secret Service guys must have thought Stevenson was gonna leap at Bannon, ‘cause they drew their weapons. But Bannon waved them off.”

“There is no need for that,” Bannon said to the agents, then turned his attention toward Stevenson. “Son, we’re here for you now. Let the hostage go.”

“Prove to me you’re the real Steve Bannon. Prove you’re not an imposter,” Stevenson shouted.

Bannon began speaking in tongues, in a language only Stevenson seemed to understand, our source said.

Stevenson fell to his knees and dropped the plastic fork. He gazed up at Bannon and asked, “Will you take me to him now?”

A question to which Bannon allegedly replied: “I’m in charge now. I’ve taken care of everything.”

Bannon, the report concludes, took custody of patient Stevenson. They were last seen departing in the helicopter, heading south by south-west.

 

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  • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

    It seems conventional to label Nibiru belivers as psychotic. What a fucked up world we live in. nibiru is real. it’s here

    • D in B

      its here?? where is here?? you have been saying its here or like a year dickless cocksucker

      • matt janovic

        Why do all contra-Nibiruistas have to be potty-mouthed and nasty?

        • D in B

          what does it matter? why do all believers gotta be so psychotic and delusional?? QUIT MISDIRECT ME WITH SOME BS!!

          • Jessica Schab

            he is the queen of misdirection

          • matt janovic

            Fake Jessica

          • Jessica Schab

            false, bears eat beats. beats, bears, battlestarmattjanovic eats cowass.

          • D in B

            LMFAO!!! hahaha

          • matt janovic

            “Jessica” found God and is speaking in tongues

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            i love you so much, let me put a backstreet boy record on and pull out my tiny pecker. take me back baby!! PLEASE

          • Jessica Schab

            I will think about it….i’m having fun passing myself around on tinder right now. let me get a few more dozen dudes in. i’ll holla at ya later.

          • matt janovic

            Am I a believer?

      • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

        its not there. i just have nothing else in my life to focus on. so this is it. either my basement dusting….or this made up place I use to escape reality.

        • D in B

          haha lol wait, what?

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            just roll with it

          • D in B

            I cant keep up….you guys are making people think i’m doing this.

            I have one account, this account. I dont need multiple accounts to be stupid. I can do that with one account.

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            we know you are we.

          • Jessica Schab

            we are he. he be we. we be fun.

          • D in B

            i uuhhh….i’m throwing in the towel.

            matt, waiting – have fun with this craziness. Its beyond and below me, seriously. see ya

        • matt janovic

          Nonsense! It’s a beautiful world; try to enjoy it while it lasts. Try rock climbing

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            lmao but you said you think its a joke….soooooo fuckyou

          • Jessica Schab

            he did!!!

            matt janovic 4 days ago
            Waiting says he believes in Nibiru. I say I believe it’s a joke. You believe that Waiting and I are one and the same.

            if you were more like this, i’d take you back baby!!

          • matt janovic

            StillWaiting4Nibiru= Waiting4Nibiru

            JessicaSchab=DinB=NotWaiting4Nibiru

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            blehehehehe you think you know all, huh? shows how much of a dork and unintelligent simpleton you are.

          • matt janovic

            Blessed are the poor in spirit

          • Jessica Schab

            god will never save you. its a fact.

          • matt janovic

            A fact?

          • Jessica Schab

            scientific fact

          • matt janovic

            Has an afterlife been disproved?

          • Jessica Schab

            has nibiru been proved?

          • matt janovic

            Proved? What’s proof?

          • Jessica Schab

            the lack of proof to prove something is real. LMAO you think its a joke one minute, then think its real the next. you are an insane little boy who needs to grow into a man. MEN know what they want and what they believe in. They stand tall for that. You, hide behind a keyboard and say different things….literally, all the time.

          • matt janovic

            Please explain contradictions

          • matt janovic

            P.S.
            Correction: I got tricked, NotWaiting isn’t Waiting

  • JoshJacksonKY

    what the flying fuck is this bullshit

    • matt janovic

      No manners, like always.
      And what do you have against poor Parker Stevenson? Why shouldn’t he go back to Nibiru?

    • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

      I know, me too. I cant make up my mind.

  • D in B

    thafuq? hahaha

    • JoshJacksonKY

      i thought the same

      • Paulo

        LOL…

    • Paulo

      Hahaha = LOL

  • FredSharp

    Like many, I trust in Jesus and Trump. God BLESS President Trump and all he stands for

  • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

    It has been shown to me in my dreams….this Nibiru does not exist. Its completely made up. I just need to escape reality and recently lost my girlfriend who I actually never met. Now she is gangbanging black dudes out in Cali. My mom is trying to hook me up with my cousin….but I dont need the group to have another subject to clown on me with. They already have the fact that I play WoW AND believe in this. I mean, my WoW name is NibiruBangMe.

    • matt janovic

      DickB is Jessica is NotWaiting, just an unpleasant bully

    • Squatch

      There’s no way to avoid heartache , we let our wounds heal on their own , we just keep them as clean as we can , and God will toe the rest of the line .

      • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

        seek help before you kill more kittens

  • Paulo

    Hahaha!
    Worthy of movie script!
    Plastic fork? Hahaha!
    Give a plastic fork and I will rob a bank for you!
    I’m waiting until today for the names of the sources of these news…
    OK. You already got what you wanted! I gave audience to Someone’s Bones…
    This site is very funny and everything are fake news !
    Is there something else that Someone’s Bones would like to add ?
    Ok. Next…

  • Nattalia Chilcott

    I believe the guy! Why not? Why would Steve Bannon take him out of there if he wasn’t who he said he is. And the big question is Who is Steve Bannon really? Psychiatrists often mis-diagnose patients who have stories they can’t accept in their own levels of reality! Using mental wards and asylums to silence and discredit people has been a tactic in use for over 150 years by all governments, real or shadow!