Putin Warns Trump: “Tell The World About Nibiru, Or I Will.”

On July 22, 2016, Donald J. Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, after a breakthrough telephone conversation and a clandestine meeting at the Kremlin, vowed to reveal the Nibiru reality and its cover-up. The two world leaders signed assda memorandum of understanding; in exchange for Putin’s silence, Trump swore to expose the Nibiru cover-up as one of his earliest presidential acts, if elected. Less than a week after the billionaire’s miraculous victory over Hillary Clinton, our Kremlin source said that Putin “is on edge,” “fidgety,” and gravely concerned that Trump will not fulfill his promise. Tuesday night, our source said, a Russian diplomat hand-delivered a letter to President-elect Trump at his Trump Tower penthouse apartment. That letter, handwritten by Vladimir Putin, contained only a single sentence: “Tell the world about Nibiru, or I will.”

“Putin made this agreement with Trump based on mutual respect,” our source said. “In many ways, Putin sees Trump as a kindred spirit. He was absolutely convinced that Trump would break with Washington policy and warn the world about the forthcoming Nibiru cataclysm. Even though Trump has not yet moved into the White House, Putin’s beginning to question Trump’s resolve.”

This change in posture sharply contrasts with Putin’s attitude on election night. Following Trump’s historic victory, a jubilant putin2Vladimir Putin used “the Kremlin Teletype,” located in the basement of Russia’s most fortified structure, to send Trump a congratulatory letter. He showered Trump with lavish praise, even referring to Trump as his “American brother” and “comrade in arms.”

But recent developments in American politics seem to have provoked anxiety in the Russian president. “Though Trump has been president-elect for just over one week, Putin has noticed changes in his behavior and his policies. This very much concerns President Putin. He put all his faith in Trump. Putin thought Trump was a strong, stoic man, but already sees him softening,” said our Moscow source.

Putin’s concerns are apparently linked to Trump waffling on important issues like immigration reform and, more importantly, appearing to back from his promise to incarcerate Hillary Clinton. During the second presidential debate, Trump loomed over Hillary like a shadow, promising to hire a special prosecutor to investigate her crimes and misdemeanors against the American people. On Sunday night, however, Trump backpedalled, telling CBS’s 60-Minutes host Leslie Stahl “These are great, great people. Really great. I don’t want to hurt nibiruthese people.”

We can quote our Kremlin source verbatim: “If President-elect Trump is so squishy he already caves in on his promise to jail nasty Hillary Clinton—a woman who has caused Russia many problems—then how can Putin trust him to disclose Nibiru? If this Hillary Clinton lady lived in Russia, we would send her to gulag. He also tries to wiggle out of throwing Mexicans out of your country. First, he says he’ll throw them all out and build a magnificent wall. Now he says he’ll only toss out two or three million and put a little fence up. How is President Putin supposed to justify this? Nibiru is humankind’s greatest threat. It caused the five great extinctions, including the dinosaurs! It sunk Atlantis, and now it may be trying to kill us. If Trump is so weak he has already broken pledges to his supporters, how can Putin count on him to reveal Nibiru. Trump must announce Nibiru!”

According to unimpeachable sources—including Russian Ambassador Vitaly Churkin—Putin will give Trump thirty days—starting on 20 January— address the forthcoming Nibiru apocalypse. Failure, Putin said, is not an option. Any additional postponement would be considered a blatant act of bad faith against the Soviet Union and its people, compelling the Russian president to warn the world about Nibiru himself.

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  • Waiting4Nibiru

    Had a feeling t his would happen. Never really expected Donald to go through with it.

    • AbdielSchwitzer

      you not smart believes these nibiru

      • matt janovic

        Religion does not correlate at all with presence or absence of intelligence.

  • David Dougherty II

    So why doesn’t Putin just tell the world?

    • matt janovic

      It’s an issue of good form, he wants to show respect for his older “comrade in arms”.

      • AbdielSchwitzer

        Putin no no nibiru these why

        • matt janovic

          But I do believe that President Putin is pleased to hear President Obama, since Trump’s victory, does not like al-Qaeda so much any more.

    • Mike Chambers

      Because this is a bullshit disinfo blog, and nothing in it is real.

      • Somebones

        Many believe otherwise. And many of our stories have been proven correct, and none proven incorrect.

        • Randoman42

          Ha, that’s a good one.

          None of your stories have been proven false, you should be a comedian.

  • AbdielSchwitzer

    What these lies no stop? More lies President Putin more lies Nibiru and now lies more Trump. These stories needs stopped now since confusiion easily people and misdirect. President Putin no Nibiru ever and never will thinks these Nibiru real at all. I wish these websites tell truths and stop promote westernism falseness and untruths to tricks people all times. These getting tired.

    • matt janovic

      If these lies did stop, as Abdiel demands, it would be so dreadfully serious, to watch the world’s painful ending.

      • AbdielSchwitzer

        matt janovic always inject me when i tell truths matt janovic not interest truth just lies like these websites makes it

        • matt janovic

          Abdiel’s right, I am more interested in visions than in facts

          • AbdielSchwitzer

            you lies more

          • matt janovic

            Lies or visions?
            Visions or lies?

  • Dina Jones

    Trump knows what the people want and he is use to running the show, but now there are different departments that handle these things like Obama,Hillary & Bill, the AG’s office/CIA or FBI.
    Past Presidents came from rich families but unless BHO gets into UN ,Soros looks after Hill & Rockefeller’s look after Bill they could go to jail lose pensions & or freeze assets.
    I see BHO going to live in Wash, guess that war crimes warrant will keep him in USA, like Bush & Chaney.

    • AbdielSchwitzer

      these lies yes

  • JoshJacksonKY

    Ridiculous. There is no Nibiru. And there sure as fuck isn’t any dialogue between Putin and Trump about this fantasy planet.

    • AbdielSchwitzer

      These no nibiru lies more

      • matt janovic

        Nibiru never lies.

  • FredSharp

    I hope Trump fulfills his promises, including Nibiru disclosure. I am waiting every day for it.

    • Mike Chambers

      How stupid are you to believe these disinformation blogs? They’re designed to make right-wingers look like nutjobs when the insane fake stories never prove true.

      • Squatch

        “Nut jobs” in eyes of who , and why should we give a fuck. you might as well call Sir Issac Newton a blithering Idiot , I’m sure a lot of “witch and warlock ” hunters , wanted him to burn at the stake , over the idea of gravitational perturbations , might as well burn the whole batch of these “barrel full of monkey’s ” , interested in the universe , “damn Necromancers”.

      • Somebones

        Yet you’re here, trying to sway things to you own agenda. We are the #1 Nibiru news site in the world, currently on a hiatus for the holidays. Not ONE of our stories has been proven false.

        • Mike Chambers

          It hasn’t been proven true, either. That’s like saying nobody has proven that Santa is actually fake.

  • urallfools

    “Any additional postponement would be considered a blatant act of bad faith against the Soviet Union and its people.”

    Earth to SB writers: There is no more Soviet Union. This is 2016, not 1983.

    • JoshJacksonKY

      heh i missed that but thx for pointing it out. more proof this is garbage

      • matt janovic

        Well said!

    • matt janovic

      THanks, excellent power of observation.

      You are absolutely correct, and I just thought it was 1964. A pretty good year that was, with Lyndon as peace candidate

  • Julie Cruise

    For some strange reason, I have a hard time believing this. Call it Deja Vu, but I think I’ve read this story or something quite similar in the past

    • matt janovic

      History repeats itself, sometimes in short order

    • Randoman42

      Nah, couldn’t be. After all, as the admin said down below, none of these stories have *ever* been proven false before.

  • AbdielSchwitzer

    Putin no believes these nibiru. lies these vitaly churkin too. lies kremlin. teletype? these not truths and makes stories up here many and times and annoying these things get me.

    • matt janovic

      That’s Nikita’s teletype, left at the Kremlin, in a glass case, as a Memento mori reminder of 1962.

  • InsideScoop

    The truth emerges

    • Mike Chambers

      Are you fucking retarded?

  • AbdielSchwitzer

    People need sends all falsenes, lies,westernisn untruths to http://en.letters.kremlin.ru/ so putin see

    • matt janovic

      Not fair. Neither President Putin nor his one thousand secretaries could possibly have the time to read all the lies that appear in the free press of the Free World.

    • Waiting4Nibiru

      go away

      • matt janovic

        Don’t.

        • Waiting4Nibiru

          He should stop tryin to tell people nibiru ain’t real. Nibiru is real. It’s a system. And right now it’s getting very close.

          • AbdielSchwitzer

            i truth not lies you lies more these websites and false statements not facts

  • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    you sure he didnt fly on a top secret super sonic jet this time?? 😉

    • Somebones

      Well, we’re not sure yet, but we’re still investigating possibilities, including that he may have used one of the de-commissioned space shuttles

  • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    where oh where did you go again?? hillary get you?

  • Rizal

    You want to know the TRUTH about Nibiru, check yourself a visit in the Deep Web. You’ll know for sure

  • Rizal

    You want to know the TRUTH about Nibiru? Check a visit in the Deep Web, you’ll know for sure.

  • Carlos Silva

    PUTIN WHAT? Is this good, because Putin himself does not make a statement? Everyone will believe. Bullshit, there is no shit