Trump Admits Nibiru Is Real, Signs Executive Orders

During his historic inaugural address to the American people, President Donald J. Trump hinted at Nibiru’s reality, giving a sly but affirmative wink to millions of people who have eschewed mainstream science and embraced the Nibiru truths. While speaking about the future of American prosperity, President Trump slipped in the comment “We will unlock the mysteries of space,” a poignant remark that served as a rallying cry for Nibiru believers across the world.

President Trump stopped short of full disclosure for obvious reasons; the eyes of the world were upon him.

Our Washington source added his thoughts. “It’s obvious Trump is deeply worried about Nibiru,” our source said. “Since Obama burned the Nibiru dossiers—Trump knows he is facing an uphill battle. He said what he could. His comment about unlocking space mysteries was a direct reference to the Nibiru cover-up. He had to say something; he couldn’t say nothing. Friends and enemies lurked all around. If he said nothing at all, Nibiru believers would have felt disenfranchised. If he said too much, his enemies would have sprung from the shadows. He struck the right balance.”

Across the country, Nibiru believers rejoiced.

Reginald Klopscott, a former merchant marine who operates a Nibiru survival camp in Missouri, said Trump’s remark was a wakeup call to all Nibiru debunkers. Recruitment, he says, skyrocketed following Trump’s inaugural address.

“You ain’t gonna believe it!” Klopscott said. “After Trumped talked, we got two new members. We getin’ ready for that Nibiru. I read somewhere it’s made of hardened tritium so we are fortifying our bunkers. I know that President Trump will soon tell us everything.”

In Washington, President Trump had a hectic day. He was sworn in, attended a lengthy parade, joined his wife at two inaugural balls, and, late in the evening, took his first steps into the Oval Office. He got right to work, signing several executive orders. Two gutted parts of ObamaCare.  Our White House source confirmed that President Trump signed at least two additional Executive Orders, one of which dealt with terminating the Nibiru cover-up.

With a stroke of his pen, President Trump nullified thirty years of Nibiru secrecy. The executive order rescinded Ronald Reagan’s “Nibiru Secrecy Act of 1983,” an obsolete regulation imposing stiff penalties—50 years imprisonment  and unspecified fines—on Nibiru whistle-blowers.

“That order was controversial,” our Washington source said. “Reagan went overboard. After NASA’s IRAS detected Nibiru in 1983, Reagan signed the executive order. It forbade any public servant, scientist, or person with ‘true and accurate’ information about Nibiru from ever mentioning the word Nibiru. Reagan even had the word Nibiru removed from dictionaries. Check for yourself—you won’t find the world Nibiru in any dictionary, anywhere.”

Our source was correct; neither Webster’s nor the Oxford English Dictionary mentions the word ‘Nibiru.’

Oval Office chatter suggests Trump is pacing himself; he does not want to steamroll into anything that might backfire and provide the opposition with ammunition to use against him. Regardless, Trump has stepped into a larger universe, and his day-one actions clearly illustrate a steadfast resolve seldom seen in fledgling presidents.

 

[I have added an audio reading of the story and some commentary in the brief podcast linked below]

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  • JoshJacksonKY

    Way to grab a tiny little comment and spin it into a crazy story. Of course, it’s the usual lies and bullshit associated with someonesbones.

    • matt janovic

      President Trump does not make tiny little comments. Maybe your president made
      “Tiny little comments”, but things have changed.

  • TomTom

    Like I said, King-Klookious. Good for Trump!

    • JoshJacksonKY

      Like I said, you are nuts

      • matt janovic

        KingKlookiousness can solve many problems

  • FredSharp

    I think it’s ironic how many people have called you hoax and fake and here you stand proven correct. Question is, did you just get lucky on the prediction or do you actually have sourced feeding you information that NO other publication gets their hands on. In any event, good job calling it.

    • urallfools

      Are you really that stupid

      • matt janovic

        Fools howling out of the Urals.

  • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

    Good story thank you for sharing the information. I’m in a bit of the rut here but still love you all. Well, most of you. Just so everyone knows, it turns out I’ve never really been to Nibiru, and I’ve stopped waiting for it

    • JoshJacksonKY

      taking a step back into reality?

      • matt janovic

        I hope that Waiting is not going to give up space travel. I think it’s a great gift.

        • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          No one has that gift. As he just admitted.

          • matt janovic

            The ability to will oneself out of one’s present prison is a great gift

          • AbdielSchwitzer

            Matt janovic stop support lies

          • matt janovic

            …shamelessly says our friend from Tomsk

        • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

          I’ve never been to space i’ve never been to nibiru it was all in my head

          • matt janovic

            Great. Magnificent power of imagination! I wish I had it.

          • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            Hmmm

        • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

          You really wouldn’t want that gift because it means something is off in your head, as seems to be my cast. I thought of my life last night. had an Epiphany.I have no tangible proof i’ve gone to nibiru other than visions in my head. which isn’t proof at all. now questioning if nibiru is real

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            and Jesus, too

          • matt janovic

            Visions do not require evidence, as long as they do not take over your life.

          • Somebones

            Guy, hang in there. You’ll be fine, seriously. Even if Nibiru isn’t real, at least you got a pretty gal (hopefully that works out) Visions are normal. I have visions of sailing the Caribbean on a yacht, winning the lottery, running a home for all the poor stray dogs and kitties out there. But I’ve twice your age (about) and twice as fucked up. I write a Nibiru website. Can”t get more screwed up than that..

          • matt janovic

            Being able to will yourself into a visionary state is a marvelous gift. It’s also healthier than getting drunk.

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            Thank you. In an odd way, this website is sort of like an extended family to me.

          • D in B

            i’ve come to like coming here to be honest and civil

    • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Haha sounds like she gave you the good old ‘me or nibiru’ speech. I hope you guys work it out.

      • Reg-Thoris Sappie

        Earths Axis was once Verticle and we had a frozen water Canopy that gave us a Greenhouse effect and the entire Planit was Tropical

        I had a funny thought …what if Planit X has a Orbit that comes close enough to Earth to bring our Axis GENTLY back to Verticle…

        God has a sense of Humor …just to freak out the Global Warming crowd 😀

        PS…a Tropical Earth sounds like a Win Win to me 😀

    • Squatch

      Well maybe you are one of the few , that can see past the shit storm of deception we are fed from the govt. , if you find yourself skeptical , you might have some very sharp instincts , don’t be influenced by others , we all are gifted in many ways.

  • InsideScoop

    The authors investigate reporting skill surpass all competition.

    • JoshJacksonKY

      The article is, of course, a complete fabrication. They grabbed a quip, and turned it into an insane story. Even though it’s fantasy, I give credit to the author(s). Unlike “writers” at other conspiracy sites. These dudes know how to write. Tight story with convincing rhetoric (for the gullible)

      • matt janovic

        Should the Bones accept such backhanded compliments lying down?
        Maybe Josh shouldn be told: You are fired!

  • AbdielSchwitzer

    You idiots fools these President Trump says no such things. I listen. Stories makes up more lies scare people about Nibiru

  • TomTom
  • Billy Rich

    He had it removed because it didn’t exist! Smart man he is

    • matt janovic

      ? what do you mean

  • Charles Volcher

    This is FAKE TRUMP NEVER SIGN THUS

    • Planet X Central

      Your right he didn’t…….Fake being the operative word here.

  • James Packer
    • Somebones

      I took a look at the video. Not sure if you’re the creator or not, but we never object to criticism of our content. We all have to evaluate evidence and reach our own personal conclusions as to what is fact and what is fiction. For me, outlets like CNN and WaPo are works of fantasy and fiction. Thanks for sharing.

      • JoshJacksonKY

        Yet you lashed out against a pair of Youtubers in your podcast

        • Somebones

          My reasons for addressing those individuals had nothing to do with their criticism of SB content. I responded baseless lies that targeted me and could impact the website. For example, one of them has repeatedly insisted SB is a malware and virus infested website. This is not true. He said this to persuade others from coming here. So, yeah, when someone comes up with crap like that and posts it simply because he doesn’t like our stuff–and therefore doesn’t want others to read it–I absolutely will defend myself, and the site.

  • steven markiewicz

    What a complete load of bat shit crazy crap! Thanks CoolHardLogic! You delusional fake fear mongering bullshit artist! Can we see one slither of actual evidence of Trump signing ANYTHING to do with “nibiru”? No? Didn’t think so!

    • Somebones

      Thanks for your comment, but you are mistaken. Whoever “CoolHardLogic” is, he has nothing to do with this website. Cheers

      • steven markiewicz

        Referring to CoolHardLogic , as he uses BAT SHIT CRAZY CRAP in his debunk videos of bullshit sites and people like YOU! I’ve asked for an EVIDENCE you can supply re Drumpf signing anything to do with ‘nibiru” but you can’t , as you know it’s fake news made up shit

  • steven markiewicz

    Go to dazzathecameraman YouTube channel if you want to see real “news” on nibiru… But you won’t like what you see!

    • D in B

      debunkers are great haha

  • steven markiewicz

    Oh yeah and how about some actual Co ordinates for “nibiru” , I’m a member of local Astronomy club , we’d all be keen to “see” nibiru roflmao

  • D in B

    this can easily be debunked by this interesting fact.

    All executive orders are on the Federal Register. This was made possible by the Clinton Admin back in ’93. ANY executive order signed by the president, MUST be listed in the register. Keep an eye out on this page for the order he signed (and read previous orders signed since ’93):

    https://www.federalregister.gov/executive-orders

    • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

      I guess you’ve never heard of secret executive orders

      • D in B

        There is no such thing. There are secret DIRECTIVES. But per the header on the article above, he did not fill one out. Nor would they publicly say they did such thing. Per the header:

        “TRUMP ADMITS NIBIRU IS REAL, SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDERS”

        • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

          How do you explain Regan’s Nibiru Secrecy act of 1983?

          • D in B

            Simple. As I said, “There are secret DIRECTIVES.”. I thought you gave this up?? or do you hate me so much now? haha I literally said what EXISTS, compared to what is incorrect. You can google this if you dont believe me.

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            I’m not saying i believe in Nibiru or not. I’m just trying to look at all the information out there right now, for and against, and listen to all arguments.

          • D in B

            Ok. Fair enough. I responded in a constructive way with my original post. There are no such things as secret executive orders. There are secret directives though. The article is saying he signed an executive order about Nibiru. Which is false because that is going to be made public within the next couple weeks on the register.

            And if Trump killed the secrecy act you claim exists, then its internals would be made public within the next few weeks since that would declassify such a document. This will not happen because Trump simply did not sign anything regarding Nibiru 🙂

          • matt janovic

            I have friends, smart folks, who deeply believe in transubstantiation.
            Similarly, DickB is a very smart person who believes in the non-transubstantionability of executive orders.

          • matt janovic

            ditto

          • D in B

            here, since you forgot how to read since fake-converting back to reality:

            D in B NOTWaiting4Nibiru • 2 minutes ago
            There is no such thing. There are secret DIRECTIVES. But per the header on the article above, he did not fill one out. Nor would they publicly say they did such thing. Per the header:

            “TRUMP ADMITS NIBIRU IS REAL, SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDERS”
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    • matt janovic

      Except that you are not familiar with the “space exclusion” clause.

      Just go read Note * at the bottom of page 5, Chapter V of Federal Register, by which all space-related executive orders are excluded.

      • D in B

        page 5 of which one?? there are multiple orders listed…

        • matt janovic

          Note * at the bottom of page 5, Chapter V of Federal Register

          Can I be more specific?

  • pcast

    FAKE !

  • Theresa Caldwell

    Yes it’s real

  • Kirk Hemelberg
  • Jody Annan

    Obama removed the word Nibiru from the dictionaries ? I have further proof of your conspiracy because I looked in the dictionary and all mention of the planet Klingon has been removed also !

  • F4BI0

    KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ESSE MUNDO TA PERDIDO MESMO

  • Danika isHere

    If no EO can be produced so stating this and signed by Trump, it doesn’t exist in reality. Where is that signed EO?

  • Matt Deba

    all he said “unlock the mysteries of space”, i never heard anything about nibiru

  • AzSouthwest Tech Installer 201

    So if they just kill the power wouldn’t that be much more sensible? They will need the internet themselves and cutting transatlantic cables is not flipping a switch off and comes with no on toggle solution either. SP/ST = SP (Single Pull – Throw)