Trump Cancels Nibiru Disclosure On Inauguration Day

President-elect Donald J. Trump has cancelled plans to disclose the Nibiru realities during his Jan 20 inauguration speech. As reported previously, and established through interviews with high-ranking Republican outliers, Trump has been wrestling with the truth about Nibiru, said by many to be a brown dwarf star and seven orbiting planets on a near-collision course with Earth.

In July 2016, Trump struck a deal with Russian President Vladimir Putin, himself a passionate Nibiru believer who has fought to dismantle the three-decade long Nibiru cover-up. In exchange for Russian cooperation on wide-ranging issues, Trump had promised to disclose Nibiru as one of his first presidential acts. On January 6, 2017, an anonymous member of Trump’s transition team said that the president-elect would use his inaugural address as a platform to promote Nibiru awareness.

According to usually reliable sources, unanticipated events have compelled Trump to abandon his scheduled Nibiru disclosure.

“President Trump was eager and anxious to let the world know all about Nibiru,” our source within the transition team said. “Unfortunately, three coincidental events have pretty much crippled any hope of him mentioning the word Nibiru on January 20. Sad day. Very sad day. Very bad. Very bad. Trump is very depressed right now. I’ve never seen him so down. He desperately wanted to let everyone know that Nibiru no longer threatens us.”

Another source—not Steve Bannon—outlined reasons why Trump has forsaken his promise to warn the world about Nibiru. Trump, our source said, wanted concrete evidence before fielding any questions on Nibiru. He almost had that evidence in hand—almost.

Last week, elements of Vermont’s National Guard unearthed a shocking report at an abandoned Nibiru monitoring station in the Aleutian Islands. The gist of the report:Nibiru had frozen in space and no longer threatened Earth. Trump—aided by SpaceX founder Elon Musk—tried to authenticate the report by funding a $300,000,000 emergency space mission. Musk’s revolutionary rocket was to orbit mars and verify Nibiru’s position. However, Democratic saboteurs had tampered with the rocket’s internal guidance systems, causing the payload module to speed past Mars and crash into Venus.

To make matters worse, Trump had counted on the files of the Nibiru Room, that President Reagan had built in 1983, a fortified room several hundred feet below The Oval Office. Only the president and two advisors could access the Nibiru Room. A secret elevator, requiring both a retinal scan and alluvial verification, lead to the Nibiru Room.

“Trump wanted those data! He needed them!” our source said. “But now that will never happen. Obama made sure of it.”

To thwart Trump’s disclosure, President Obama personally burned two thousand files of classified Nibiru material, says former British MI6 agent Christopher Steele, who watched as a petulant Barack Obama kneeled at the Oval Office fireplace and torched document after document. President Obama, Steele said, laughed maniacally as he incinerated proof of Nibiru’s existence, even using one of the flaming documents to light a cigarette tucked between his lips.

“Incredible, totally incredible,” Steele said. “I heard Obama muttering to himself “Trump will never get these” while tossing papers into the flames.”

Then came Trump’s admission, Tuesday morning, that Russia was behind the cyber attack on the Democratic National Committee. For months, Trump sided with Putin in renouncing questionable intelligence reports as fake news. His sudden reversal shocked Moscow; our Kremlin source says that an outraged Vladimir Putin flew into a fit of rage and declared Trump an enemy of Russia.

“Notwithstanding his persistent bluster and childish outbursts, Trump feels insecure when trespassing past casino and beauty-contest affairs; psychologically, he needed Putin’s support for his Nibiru disclosure,” our source said. “You won’t believe it, but Trump fears ridicule; most of all, he fears being pilloried by astronomers, that he calls an ivory tower mafia. Now that Putin will no longer help Trump, a chill has descended upon Russian-American relations.”

Given these incidents, we find it highly unlikely Trump will fulfill his promise to forever end the most diabolical cover-up in human history. What might have been Trump’s crowning achievement will now likely haunt his presidency.

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  • AbdielSchwitzer

    More lies these Nibiru Trump never makes promise fakeness and more stories President Putin

    • matt janovic

      I never seen a website where people are all as upset as here

  • JoshJacksonKY

    lol. figures it would be something like this.

  • urallfools

    hahhahahahahahhaahhahaha

    • matt janovic

      No smiles

      AntiNibiruites wake up angry, every day. Notice the nervous laughter. Ever seen a calm, smiling Nibiru opponent?

      • D in B

        waaahhhh where did gerald clark run off to?

        • Waiting4Nibiru

          nerd

          • D in B

            Blahaha hey Gerald clark

  • Waiting4Nibiru

    Think these guys got hacked. Site was down all day. Seems just back up. Was greeted with a splash page saying fuck someonesbones

    • FredSharp

      ditto. site was down for me today too

    • D in B

      Yeah and fuck you and your ugly dogface ho of a girl

      • Waiting4Nibiru

        well double fuck on you too you are mean

        • D in B

          I don’t care. I bet you hacked this site you old aids looking fuck.

          • Waiting4Nibiru

            more likely YOU hacked it

          • D in B

            Lolol nice come back…. Not really. When one runs out of ideas…. Just say the same thing they did back to them. Lol idiot

      • Waiting4Nibiru

        You are just too blind to recognize a goddess of light and magic

        • D in B

          That perkytit chick? Those are some nice tits. Too bad you never seen them. They are nice. Trust me.

          • Waiting4Nibiru

            I see them every night of nigh

          • D in B

            Ethereal haha you do not. She has shown me more in one picture then you have ever seen by closing your eyes. 😉

          • Waiting4Nibiru

            What’s more important than what i’ve seen is what i have seen and what i will see which is more than yo will see

          • D in B

            Haha wtf? Is that some riddler riddle? Lmao

          • Waiting4Nibiru

            simple for the intelligent to solve

          • D in B

            What’s white and red all over? The tampon you eat. Nasty

  • TomTom

    severly disappointed in Trump

    • D in B

      Lmao you are an idiot too.

      • TomTom

        Sure, and you’re King-Klookious

        • USMC4Ever

          Excuse me, but what the fuck is a kingklookious

          • Somebones

            I’m with you. I really want to know what a kingklookious is too

        • D in B

          Your mom is kongcantlookiusat

          • matt janovic

            This is serious. The Bones–or another appropriate agency–ought to seriously investigate this King-Klookious affair, as a matter of urgency, before the swearing-in.

          • D in B

            why do u think its serious?? u dont think they just got hacked by a random group that hacks random sites daily??

          • matt janovic

            I was not talking about the hacking. I was talking abut KingKlookiousness. What’s the meaning of it, who is backing It, where will it lead us?

            As for the hackers, I am sure the Bones Bloodhounds are tracking them. I wish them godspeed.

          • D in B

            haha dude calls me a name and u want to expand on it that much like it means something?

          • matt janovic

            Exactly 24 hours before the swearing-in, the most important Nibiru investigative agency, is hacked. The attack is so professional in nature, that they are off the air for the whole day.

            At the very same time, an unknown “visitor” to the site passes on a “king-clookious” hint. It’s a sign that we would ignore at out peril.

            It’s most unlikely that the two events may not be connected. Such things don’t happen for no reason.

          • D in B

            there are over 2million sites dedicated to this planet….yo uthink this is the most important one?? you guys even call them out when they post crazy stories haha.

            anyways….you are growing on me and I think i’m going to be more civil to you and want to apologize for previous comments. your buddy though….not so much. dude can eat a dick.

  • Somebones

    Today we were hacked and infiltrated, catastrophically. Readers noticed we were down all day. Some malicious persons, offended by our Nibiru coverage, launched a massive, coordinated strike against this website. I restored the site from backup, and am examining the raw logs to pinpoint the location of the hackers. I should have a story tomorrow pointing to the likely suspects.

  • george

    How can you expect U.S President to propagate fantasies of the world…….It is more adaptable to Holywood directors…….

    • matt janovic

      The most important function of the President is the Propagation of Fantasy.

  • satsat

    Trump still has the option to speak the truth. He should expect serious opposition, but the whole story, including Reagan’s order and Obama’s actions should help unite the country, eventually.

  • george

    If the story is true then why not atleast vladmir Putin or any other Russian speak it out….Your could have atleast convinced Wickileaks on it…