Trump-Putin Nibiru Alliance Erodes

On Saturday, President Donald J. Trump fielded a flurry of telephone calls from foreign leaders amidst rising tensions over his controversial policies. They spoke about his disregard for NATO and the Executive Order banning people born in certain countries, including green card holders–or not. Of the twenty-four calls he made, none was more important than “the Nibiru call,” an hour long encrypted conversation between Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Our Washington source, speaking to us under deep cover, gave alarming details surrounding the conversation between the world’s two most powerful men: Trump formally asked Putin to surrender The Telescope.

As reported previously, Trump is seeking to confirm a United States Special Operations Command report that the Nibiru system has just stopped–stalled behind the Dark Side of the Sun. Evidence for that had been found, along with the fossilized remains of famed Russian astronomer Professor Dr. Mikhail Nikolayevich Tukhachevsky, at an abandoned Nibiru monitoring outpost on Kamalov Atoll, a Russian-controlled province in the Aleutian Islands. United States military personnel had seized the report. However, lacking a metric socket set, had been unable to unbolt the Telescope from its concrete base.

Now, our source says, President Trump is desperate to recover the Telescope and its data, which provide the only available proof substantiating Professor Dr. Tukhachevsky’s SNT (“Stalled Nibiru Theory”).

THE TELESCOPE

“The conversation between Trump and Putin started friendly enough,” said our White House source. “These two men see each other as comrades in arms. They first discussed Syria. However, when Trump started up about the Telescope, Putin hemmed and hawed–he would’ve have been glad to bring Trump not just the Telescope, but even the entire 50-ton KO (Kamalov Observatory) personally, during
an unscheduled trip to Washington early next month, except for a minor problem–the KO was empty, the Telescope was gone.”

Trump, apparently, flew into a fit of rage: “In many ways, Trump sees the Telescope as a last chance to salvage an already failing presidency. At one point, Trump lost it and blurted out at Putin “you’re fired.” Dr. Max Jacobson quickly administered benzodiazepine to calm him down, as Putin explained that every track was being pursued to find the Telescope,” our source explained.

POROSHENKO DID IT

Evidence now points to Ukrainian involvement; intelligence obtained via the 5th Floor FSB in Kiev directly implicates Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko, in a last-minute attempt to sabotage the Trump-Putin Entente Cordiale. Apparently, Tatar Ukrainian marines, with the support of dissident Turkish naval officers, had been sent to seize the Telescope before either Trump or Putin got their hands on it.

President Poroshenko had decided to take his country close to a Bering Sea war, just to blackmail President Trump into financing and training twelve Ukrainian divisions, for his planned CROW (“Crimea Recovery-Operation White”).

If Trump agrees, the Putin-Trump Entente collapses, plunging the United States into a possibly hot war. Otherwise, CROW dies, but Trump may never see the Telescope, and is unlikely to reveal Nibiru to the world.

The dialogue from the Trump-Putin phone call suggests that Trump has yet to hear from the Ukraine. However, it is possible that Poroshenko, familiar with the Trump-Putin friendship, will have instead reached out to more reasonable, levelheaded factions of the Washington Regime, such as Defense Secretary James “Mad Dog” Mattis.

Regardless, these developments are another hitch delaying Nibiru disclosure, an event millions have anticipated for over thirty years.

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  • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

    I don’t get it. doesn’t make sense why would some ukrainian guy care about this telescope?

    • matt janovic

      Because they know Trump wants it, so the Ukies go get it before Putin grabs it to give it to Trump as present

      • JoshJacksonKY

        That is dumb! EVEN IF IT WAS TRUE, they could have just taken the media (CD, DVD, SD CARD) whaatever that had the images—they didn’t need the whole fucking telescope or observator..this is fucking stupidddddddddddddd

        • matt janovic

          Those were not intelligence specialists. They were just National Guardsmen sent on a demonstrative action in response to Russki hacking a Vermont power station.
          So one guy says, let’s grab this nice telescope, but the socket set they had was SAE

          • JoshJacksonKY

            proof?

          • matt janovic

            Why would a landing party on U.S. motorized rafts carry metric socket set?

          • Jessica Schab

            he never has proof, he just turns your attention somewhere else like a girl

    • Jessica Schab

      are you still at this? this is why you got single

      • matt janovic

        Jessica, this is important work, watching the Bones

        • Jessica Schab

          you do not speak of me by my first name.

          • matt janovic

            Pardon me, Lady DickB

          • Jessica Schab

            that is inappropriate to say the least. and incorrect.

            whats funnier is that I respond to him….yet you respond. then say I am someone else, as you responded faster than him responding to the comment made right to him.

            you are faker than your thoughts for this fake place. get over it like I did.

          • matt janovic

            I don’t think that Jessica ever said she believed in Nibiru, and I certainly never claimed to be a Nibiruista.

            Why should Waiting argue with a guy who pretends to be his old girlfriend?

          • Jessica Schab

            2 weeks is old?? shows your logical skills in motion right there. you lost, let your BF/alterego stick up for himself. you have responded to the past dozen posts I made towards HIM. While he has NOT responded.

            and you keep saying i’m someone else. While responding to comments I make to SOMEONE ELSE. Idiot.

  • SolarWanderer

    This is dumb. Hillary would have made a better President and actually worked with leaders to get the coveup out there to the people.

    • matt janovic

      Fine, fine, Hillary would have bombed Nibiru to smithereens already. But you were too lazy to fight for fight for her, and I ain’t got Hillary to kick around any more, so it’s all your fault, don’t blame the Bones

  • JoshJacksonKY

    *yawn* boring as shit. fake political drama. If you’re going to write bullshit at least write interesting bullshit that will hold a reader’s attention, like more stuff about that imaginary nibiru rock that is supposed to crash into earth in a few weeks.

    • matt janovic

      How can they find Truth about your Mythical Rock if they do not investigate the background? You want them to just make up stuff?

    • Mary Clark

      If you would have paid attention Nibiru is not going to crash to earth. It is already doing damage in the form of earth changes in the earthquake activity, volcanos, floods, sink holes snows in topical places and huge tornados and hurricanes.

      • matt janovic

        Earthquake activity is not in any way increasing, only unusual weather patterns, expected as response to greenhouse effect, as predicted by many, like Dr. James Hansen of Columbia, formerly of NASA.
        It’s irrational to expect Nibiru to have weather effect from behind the Dark Side of the Sun.

      • AbdielSchwitzer

        these man matt janovic lies more these website

        • matt janovic

          So you support Mary Clark, and you believe that Nibiru working wonders from behind the Dark Side of the Sun

          • AbdielSchwitzer

            I not talk nibiru lie

          • matt janovic

            Prove that Nibiru is not behind the Dark Side of the Sun

      • Squatch

        The sun is still casting light , well past the ecliptic .

        On the east coast of the U.S. , especially on a clear night , notice the complete shadowed eastern hemisphere , starkly opposite to the southwestern portion of the sky that still radiates light , notice the Cumulonimbus clouds casting a strange red/ocre or even bright brown luminosity during sunset , this light from below the ecliptic , even illuminates the vapor trails of jets. When your at sea level , an notice the tops of 50 ft ceder trees , Illuminated long after the sun sets upon the horizon , you can at the very least , notice our earth’s axis is seriously tilting , or something , other than our sun , is slowly approaching slightly below the ecliptic.

        Just take a look at Venus , or even mars , notice where the included magnitude is coming from , not just the light from the setting sun in the west , but look how the light from the southern hemisphere ,”from below” is magnifying these planets.

      • Jessica Schab

        blahahahahahahahahahahaha you are more senile than anyone else on this site!!!!

        • matt janovic

          Sorry, I am older than the lady, and I always forget where I hid the laptops

          • Jessica Schab

            responding to posts aimed to other people again? get a life

  • Mary Clark

    Hillary and Obama knew about Nibriu and didn’t say a word. In fact every president since Ragan, who ordered jail time to anyone talking about Nabiru. Even had it taken out of the dictionary. Nibiru is not going to crash into earth it is going to pull with its magnet and our magnet causing earth changes. Have you noticed the weather has change since 2012? People do some research.

    • matt janovic

      Impossible for Nibiru to attack Earth climate, from behind the Dark Side of the Sun

    • Jessica Schab

      you old bitch, get over it

      • matt janovic

        If this were my website, I would scratch this comment

  • AbdielSchwitzer

    These stories lies much! Petro Poroshenko Trump bitch and do what these trump want no needs blackmails these lies and Nibiru and making lies putin / trump false statements confuse issues to people. Stop these now.

    • matt janovic

      Not polite to call President Poroshenko Trump bitch. Anyway, Victoria Nuland put him in, not Trump. Is Abdiel trying to confuse people?

      • AbdielSchwitzer

        stop tells lies matt janovic these false stories President Putin makes lies Victoria Nuland never nibiru officer like say these website lie

        • matt janovic

          Now you passed the limit! President Putin never makes lies!

          • AbdielSchwitzer

            This not what i says

          • matt janovic

            People get nice mining job in Kolyma for saying that

  • urallfools

    I tried to read this but fell asleep.

    • AbdielSchwitzer

      These many lies more Putin

    • matt janovic

      I am sure your Mom was very interested in that. Anything else? Tell her about your breakfast

  • Freempg

    “Lacking a metric socket set.” That would of course stop the most competent warriors on the planet. If any of you can’t get a laugh out of sorting fact from hilarious fiction on this site, you are doomed to sadness.

    • matt janovic

      Fact? What’s that?
      Anyway, from what I remember, the guys who raided the Kamalov Atoll were not Navy Seals, but Vermont National Guardsmen on borrowed rafts. You really could not expect them to have metric socket sets on board.

  • Jessica Schab

    erodes like anyones defense against this made up place. Sincerely, the artist formerly known as the crystal child. Now i’m banging black dudes on the regular.

    • matt janovic

      Obviously, this is DickB, masquerading as Jessica

      • Jessica Schab

        false. you have the same assumptions as the ones believing this to be a real place. #assumptionsbyyouarehilariouslyflawed

        • matt janovic

          False, except for “hilarious” in “#assumptionsbyyouarehilariouslyflawed”

          • Jessica Schab

            you must be a joy in life. you obviously want to tell a woman who she is and what she should be saying. speaks volumes to the type of (single)person you are. beat a woman lately? probably.

          • matt janovic

            irrelevant ad hominem

          • Jessica Schab

            but factual.

          • matt janovic

            I can’t beat no lady. I am an old little guy, and my Sweetie is bigger than me

          • Jessica Schab

            back pedal, back pedal, back pedal.

            woman beater.

          • matt janovic

            DickB

          • Jessica Schab

            is that all you have to say? the same thing i’m saying?? woman beating redneck.

            STILLTWaiting4Nibiru = matt janovic.

          • matt janovic

            Unfair to Waiting.
            Especially since it’s fifty years I haven’t slapped a woman–and that was because she kicked me first. Still, no excuse, and I apologize

          • Jessica Schab

            unfair like you responding to comments mdae RIGHT TO HIM?!?!?!?! LMAO!!!!! illogical moron

  • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    well this site gets more and more entertaining as I come back.

    • Somebones

      welcome back to the madness. Hope you had a good weekend.

      • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Just signed off a bit ago. Doing my hourly round of some sites. Going to stay in the city tonight. hope you had a good one too.

        • Somebones

          Could never live in the city…too noisy..great to visit though. I grew up on Long Island, and even that was a bit too boisterous for me sometimes.

          • Howard Stern ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            boisterous, great word for it. its the city that never sleeps….and people act crazy accordingly

  • Theresa Caldwell

    Will Trump disclose the truth about planet x

    • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

      i would like him to

  • bert

    What a pile of shit!