US Tests Anti-Nibiru Defense Weapons

For the first time in the history of nuclear warfare, the United States tested two unarmed Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missiles in a seven-day timespan. Officially, the launches, which occurred near Vandenberg Air Force Base, were a muscle-flexing exercise, to rattle the nerves of Kim Jung-un and despot leaders in faraway lands. Our Washington source, a former Secret Service agent and universally licensed private investigator, says the official narrative is a charade to conceal the true reason for the surprise launches.  The Pentagon, he says, conducted preliminary tests on a revolutionary propulsion system able to carry nuclear warheads—and possibly “black” technology—into deep space. Although the multipurpose engine would give a nuclear nation a decisive first-strike advantage against opponents, its primary function is to obliterate celestial threats to Earth, including, our source says, asteroids and meteorites accompanying the Nibiru system.

“According to Trump’s scientific advisors, Nibiru may get within thirty million miles of Earth. But they believe thousands of meteorites might be launched in Earth’s direction, and are able to survive atmospheric reentry. They got to be able to hit those missiles and do it fast. That’s the reason a cutting-edge propulsion system is being used over conventional technology,” our source said.

A typical Minuteman III test launch carries the warhead from Vandenberg to the Marshall Islands—a distance of approximately 4200 miles—in seventeen minutes, at speeds exceeding Mach 23 during terminal phase. Tuesday morning’s launch was anything but typical. On May3rd, at 12:02am (PDT,) the ICBM roared into the night sky. All things being equal, the unarmed reentry vehicle should have splashed down near the Kwajalein Atoll at 12:19am (PDT.) In this case, however, the warhead arrived at its destination sooner than expected—much sooner.

We can quote our source verbatim: “A solider now wishing to remain anonymous, who works at the Roi-Namur radar center, witnessed the splash down at around 12:08am (PDT.) He must not have been properly briefed, because he was shocked the reentry vehicle had arrived so swiftly. I understand he has been confined to quarters since the incident. This is proof of an advanced, secret propulsion system.”

Asked why this had any bearing on Nibiru and wasn’t simply designed to cripple Putin nukes before they could leave the silos, our source explained that after taking office President Trump had instructed his scientific advisors to clandestinely fast-track a surefire way to knock out incoming Nibiru fragments, part of, for lack of a better phrase, an anti-Nibiru defense system.

We asked our scientific expert, Dr. Ronald Shimschuck, what type of propulsion could launch a rocket into deep space and destroy or deflect incoming objects. He bitterly denied that Nibiru poses an immediate danger to Earth, but offered the following hypothesis: a mercury/xenon-infused ion drive, he said, could theoretically propel a warhead into the far reaches of space. Traditional solid propellant would carry the weapon into orbit, and, after separation, the ion drive would carry the missile to its target at speeds exceeding 90,000 mph. He finds it unlikely that such technology exists or will be effective against countless fast-moving projectiles hurtling toward Earth.

Regardless of his professional opinion, we must hope for an optimistic outcome, and pray that, despite assertions to the contrary, President Trump has not abandoned his Nibiru agenda by surrendering his soul to the deep state.

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  • JoshJacksonKY

    What a bunch of utter bullshit? And what the hell is a “universally” licensed private investigator.There is no such fucking thing. Like always, everything on this site is totally fucking fabricated. I hope you sleep well at night knowing you’re trying fool people.

    • matt janovic

      A “universally licensed private investigator” means a guy who can talk himself out of any situation. A smooth operator.
      As for the idea that the Bones writers belong in jail, as you suggested earlier, I concur, 100%! Only thing I worry about, under which statute can we get these rat bassets?

    • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

      I think its called fear mongering.

      • Somebones

        @d@disqus_px7hWZOsXf:disqus You really consider this fear mongering? If so, you should really go browse you tube and listen to what some others broadcast about this topic. I won’t mention names because I don’t want to get involved in their messes.

        • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

          Yes. When it implies there is some fake ass planet up there headed our way when its not…..That and there are never ever any links to sources outside these articles so that readers can verify the information themselves. Dr David Morrison a Senior Scientist at NASA coined the term”Cosmophobia” back during 2012…Its basically a unfounded fear of the cosmos….Odd you should mention You Tube. Its one of the biggest sources of this fear mongering on the Web half of which is nothing more than click whores.

          • matt janovic

            Look here Phil, someone bones.com is the only Nibiru site willing to interview a Nibiruologist who tells Nibiru believers that there are things much more dangerous for humans than Nibiru, and that it could not possibly get here before 2055 or something like that.

            I quote Dr. Shimschuck being interviewed, at 30′: “Every time there is an earthquake, you people blame Nibiru…”

          • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

            I see they got you hood winked to….Nibiruologist, are you f’ing kidding me? And your Dr Shimschuck don’t exist! Secondly if you Google his name everything leads right back to this site! I can appreciate the time it takes to write this fake stuff but its still fake and has no truth…Earthquakes are not caused by other planets…..

          • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

            Dr. Shimschuck is real i guess you never bothered to listen to his interviews. But nibiru will be here sooner than he says

          • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

            Where? Show me…Post a link…Or you one of those Nibiru believers who make claims without evidence as most of you do. And if Nibiru is real the Moon is made out of green cheese.

          • matt janovic

            I am not arguing for Nibiru, I am not a believer. All I am saying is that these here Bones are not fostering panic, created by other people, other websites. I don’t agree with them Bones, but they are not so bad…

          • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

            I did not say they were bad.

          • matt janovic

            Right. So we all agree that Dr. Shimschuck is a good man, trying his best to fight cosmophobia. Excellent.

          • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

            Nibiru 1 year away at most

          • matt janovic

            Now wait a minute. Here is the one and only recognized nibiruologist in academia, and you put him down because he does not scream “Nibiru is coming to kill us all on September 1!”

          • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

            its not killing me. i am elevated

          • JoshJacksonKY

            idiot.

          • matt janovic

            There is a serious, solid, thoughtful argument, Josh.

          • matt janovic

            Nice, but what does that “elevated” mean?

          • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

            I don’t know what this fake doctor is doing and don’t care and since no one can direct me to any peer reviewed work by this doctor I am done with this conversation because I am tired of having smoke blown up butt.

          • matt janovic

            Fake doctor!?
            If Nibiru is imaginary, as you say, shouldn’t nibiruologists be imaginary as well?

          • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

            I have listened to all Dr. Shimschuck interviews. He is real. He knows Nibiru is here. But I think he might be trying to give honest answers but NASA has programmed him to feel pain whenever he tries to answer anything too truthful. Mind control. MK ultra. So when he is asked a Q like when will Nibiru be here and tries to answer truthfully he feels pain and says a lie because the pain is too unbearable for him to endure.

          • Joseph McCleery

            Nobody wants to say,like Dave Meade said Aug’16, that October 2-14,2017, merely 130 days away is when shtf,Pole shift,700mph winds, that’s Extinction Level Event shit. Everyone wants to deny.its here.120degrees around the Sun. We’ll meet it there. Rejoice or Deny. Either way, live like you’re on borrowed time.

          • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

            i can seeit almost every night

          • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

            I will ask again. Where? And where is the link to any of this Shimschucks work I ask for….

          • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

            All you need to do is actually look in the sky on a clear night. You don’t need a telescope or bonoculars. it’s right there usually to the right of the moon a few hours after the sun sets. You can see it very clearly On good nights i can see most of the nibiru system with no problem. it’s right there in front of us all and it’s on its way here soon

          • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

            Admit you got nothing and let it go.

          • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

            i guess you work for NASA

          • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

            Oh now throw shill, liar and every other conspiracy theory in the mix….Let it go you have nothing if you did you would have shown it by now….Even NASA and a 6th grader has enough common sense to know this thing is fake and don’t exist…….

          • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

            Have YOU been to Nibiru? No, i didn’t think so. I have I know it’s there. I know that it’s bringing. And I know what the govt is doin to try to keep it sect.

          • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

            No..Because its not there.

          • Joseph McCleery

            I want/wish to see it myself, having only seen videos and lotsa research. I’m in SW Mich, USA. Where are u seeing it daily?

          • matt janovic

            Imaginary or not, Dr. Shimschuck is a serious, honest Nibiruologist; moreover, he agrees with you that Nibiru does not cause earthquakes

          • Doomsday Phil (DDP)

            Link to his website or some peer reviewed articles he has written…If he exist you the waiting for doomsday should be able to produce it.