VATICAN Threatens Trump: Do NOT Talk About Nibiru

The Nibiru saga continues to spin perilously close to the edge of reality as a new threat to world peace was successfully stymied at the Trump White House.

A country onto itself, Vatican City, the birthplace of Roman Catholicism and home to the Catholic Archdiocese, holds secrets and mysteries few outsiders have seen; of those who have, even fewer have lived to tell their tales. Every year, the walled enclave hosts millions of tourists, who visit St. Peter’s Basilica or the Sistine Chapel. However, what remains hidden from all prying eyes is the Torre dei Venti Observatory.

It was at the Torre dei Venti, in 1623, that Antonio Margheriti, professor of mathematics at the Jesuits’ Collegio Romano, while surveying the heavens, saw something no man was meant to see, the Nibiru system, a brown dwarf star with seven companion planets, all hurtling through space toward Earth.

The discovery was reported to the Celestial Bishops Congregation; after months of painstaking work and endless calculations, the conclusion reached was that, sometime in the first half of the 21st Century, Nibiru’s anterior axis would circle behind the dark side of the sun and intersect our inner solar system. At that moment, Pope Urban VIII issued the Papal Bull “NonoNibiru Diabolicum”, ordering that no man utter the word Nibiru, under penalty of death, disappearance, and formication.

Therefore, it happened that the Vatican had exclusive knowledge of the Nibiru system, until 1983, when NASA’s Infrared Astronomical Satellite spotted the cosmic interloper at the edge of the solar system. Jesuit spies—belonging to an order known as the Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword– learned of NASA’s discovery and reported their findings to Pope John Paul II. He contacted President Ronald Reagan, warning him that public knowledge of the impending Nibiru apocalypse would compromise religious values and cause an immediate societal breakdown, across the globe. Reagan, by then a devoted Roman Catholic, agreed, and signed the Nibiru Secrecy Act of 1983.

That order stood firm until the evening of January 21, 2017, when, with a stroke of his Presidential Pen, newly elected President Donald J. Trump ended nearly four hundred years of concealment, signing a secret executive order pardoning all Nibiru whistle-blowers. At that, the Vatican leapt into action.

“Powers most high did not take Trump’s actions lightly,” our Rome source said. “In a way, the Vatican maintains a feeling of ownership with respect to Nibiru; meaning that it’s not something to be discussed whimsically like a change in the weather. They have kept Nibiru secret for four hundred years, and won’t let some hair-levitation guru sabotage their efforts.”

According to our source, a Vatican representative, Secretary of State Pietro Parolin, arrived at the White House on February 2nd to deliver a personal note on vellum parchment, written by Pope Francis and co-signed by Vatican Secretary of Governance Giuseppe Bertello.

“The gist of the note was simple enough, even for Trump,” our source said. It was an ultimatum: Do not talk about Nibiru… or else!

Upon reading the note, our source confided, President Trump erupted in anger, telling Pietro Parolin “you’re fired!” and having him thrown out of the Oval Office.

Our Washington source said: “Trump was visibly shaken. His hands were trembling and his face red. Soon, he was throwing things around. At that point, Chief Strategist Stephen K. Bannon and Trump’s son-n-law Jared Kushner were woken up. Upon their arrival in the Oval Office, Trump allegedly lambasted both for allowing “wop” spies to learn of his plans for widespread Nibiru disclosure.

“Who do those Fucks think they are,” Trump shouted. “I’m Donald J. Trump. No one tells Donald Trump what to do. If I were the president they’d all be in jail…” To which Bannon barked back: “You ARE the president!” Prompting Trump to demand, “Well, then… can we bomb them now?”

But Kushner intervened, insisting that bombing the Vatican had the potential of creating confusion and leading to possible misunderstandings, especially when the President was trying to collect his thoughts and calmly decide whether to go ahead with the much more popular idea of bombing Iran, or China over its absurd claim to having any kind of relationship to islands in the South China Sea.

Thanks in great part to an intervention by the First Daughter, however, there were no tweets or bombs fired in the direction of Rome, and President Trump instead agreed to calmly pen a note to Pope Francis.

While Trump’s personal comments to the pope remain a closely guarded secret, his actions clearly indicate those of a president willing to sacrifice his personal ambitions for the betterment of the people he governs.

 

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  • STILLTWaiting4Nibiru

    Thank you for putting yourself at risk to bring everyone this important information.

  • Jessica Schab

    what are they going to do? get god to kill him? lol no one cares about the vatican except for my loser ex bf

    • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

      i know, I cant help it. just like I cant spell in my username. “STILLTWaiting4Nibiru”. Whats a STILLT? LMAO I am such a woman beating redneck thats never gotten laid.

    • matt janovic

      Actually, lots of people care about the Vatican.
      It has a pretty bad record of genocide; now it’s in the hands of a nice priest, who’s trying to turn that big ship around, a very difficult job.

      • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

        no one cares about it. they are a bunch of children touching creepers who preach nonsense to you

        • matt janovic

          Hundreds of millions do care about it.

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            for pedophiles?? yeah sure, great defense

          • matt janovic

            Christians have had this silly chastity thing, since the time of Mad Paul. So priests can’t marry, in the Catholic tradition, and this tends to attract homosexuals.

            An unfortunate situation, that Pope Francis is doing a lot to end.

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            pedos. all of them. its not made up. get over it unless you like that sort of activities and want to continue to support it. they paid hundreds of millions of hush money to sweep it under the rug and then have cronies like you come on here and ignore it. nice pedo-supporter

          • matt janovic

            In primitive cultures, pedophilia is normal.
            Your generalization of 100% perverts in the Church are absurd.

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            its true. nor do you have any argument to prove me otherwise. I do, its called thousands of documented lawsuits. guess you want to ignore that FACT.

            You lose fuckingmoron.

          • matt janovic

            I was brought up Catholic, and I was at a summer camp run by priests. No priest ever made a pass at me, nor did I ever hear of any priests making a pass at any of my friends. So it just was not happening, then

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            thousands of documented lawsuits say you are full of shit and support pedos.

          • matt janovic

            Thousands of cases, related to a few priests; just like there are millions of cases of incest or rape, without it being a common event

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            a few?? try over 1300. thanks for trying.

          • matt janovic

            4% of priests in the US

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            1300+

          • matt janovic

            “One study of adult women in San Francisco estimated that 17% of women were abused by stepfathers and 2% were abused by biological fathers.[67]”
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest#Between_adults_and_children

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            over 1300.

          • matt janovic

            Wrong: Cases are more than 1300, but less common than abuse within the family

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            hahahaha there ya go, downplay it pedo-defender!!!! LMAO!!!

          • matt janovic

            HahaLmao wins the argument

  • Paulo

    Hey ! Stop slaughtering our President !
    (even though I’m Brazilian, have done campaigned for him and virtually in thought, I voted in Mr. Trump)
    Today the story is weak … There was no commitment in the plot!
    Trump would never kneel for anything or anyone. He is a warrior and is fighting for his people!
    I wish I had a President Trump ruling Brazil!
    I would work for free for your government in Brazil…

    Next …

    • matt janovic

      Agreed, take him to Brazil.
      But please please take also Pence with you, and the House and Senate

      • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

        how about you go to brazil and check out a prison for a few days so they can shove a broomstick up your tightass, nerd

        • matt janovic

          DickB seems to have une idée fixe

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            you only wish you had that figured out

          • matt janovic

            If not that, then what?

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            open your mind beyond the hate you have for one person.

          • matt janovic

            I didn’t expect this. Now I am charged with hating DickB

          • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

            you do, we seen the posts. just as your buttbuddy did too. he hates this person. so do you.

          • matt janovic

            I don’t hate you. It’s just that you have this strong tendency to visualize things in a certain direction. See “buttbuddy”

      • Paulo

        I would bring them to Brazil if I could!

        If you do not like Mr. Trump, the Chamber, and the American Senate, I would suggest you come to Brazil and see how much worse the Government, the Chamber, and the Brazilian Senate are … In fact, none of them are patriot and are Delivering the country into the hands of globalists and of Communists …

        America without President Trump will be not protected!

        • matt janovic

          Run, guys, the Red Menace is upon us. May God and Trump save us

  • AbdielSchwitzer

    These story full lies and make believe Nibiru and man mask video look like criminal

    • matt janovic

      Masked men with guns are scary, I know. Still, some of them have good intentions

      • AbdielSchwitzer

        not these website.

        • matt janovic

          So you scared or not, of masked men with guns?

  • SolarWanderer

    If only hillary had won, none of this would be happeening. i watched that video..sad sad sad. violence begets violence

    • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

      hillary would have been in nuclear war by now. she is a psycho cunt.

      • matt janovic

        Brits tend to talk like that… but I agree with you.

        • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

          i was not talking to you, was it???? piss off fuckstick

          • matt janovic

            Definitely British

          • Jessica Schab

            def a subject who supports the pedo ways of the vatican

    • matt janovic

      This is so odd… She unleashed death and horror upon Libya, Syria, Gaza, Yemen, and created Europe’s refugee crisis.
      But they still love her.

      • SolarWanderer

        u believe too many lies

  • USMC4Ever

    The dude in the video is as good as dead if anyone serious comes for him. That klunky old relic of a carbine is good against maybe 1 assailant– if you have a clear line of sight and see him coming, within a a few hundred yards. I’d ditch that rusty piece of shit and get a real defense weapon.

    • matt janovic

      What do you suggest?

      • USMC4Ever

        Depends on budget.

        • matt janovic

          500-1000

          • USMC4Ever

            Best bang for your buck in that price ranger would be the Ruger AR-556. Around $600 if you can find a gunshop with them—they sell fast. .223. 6.5 lbs unloaded (probably about 1/3 less weight than the dinosaur gun the guy in the video had) Reasonably accurate to 300 yards without a lot of recoil. Problem with those old carbines is that even though some people might not really feel the recoil, it’s there. If he pulls that trigger four times quick, round one might hit, but rounds two three or four might just sail over the attackers head unless the shooter adjusts after each shot.

          • matt janovic

            Thanks

  • Squatch
  • John

    There’s no denying that Nibiru exists and will be seen during the 7 year tribulation. This is fake news and Belongs in a pile of horse manure!!!

    • NOTWaiting4Nibiru

      you need a life fuckstick

    • Planet X Central

      No it don’t exist. But I agree with your horse manure analogy though. What I am curious of is where do they get their sources for this stuff? Or is it made up? My guess is its made up.

  • Child of the True Church

    Yes, sorry but this is clearly not true – Cardinal Pietro Parolin was in the Congo from 1-4 February.

    http://icibrazza.com/en-images-congo-le-secretaire-detat-du-vatican-le-cardinal-pietro-parolin-en-visite-de-travail-a-brazzaville/

    However, Research “The Miracle of the Sun at Fatima” October 13th 1917, witnessed by over 90,000 people. It’s probable that the Fatima Secret involves a warning about Nibiru, as yet unreleased by the Vatican. During the “Miracle of the Sun” a sun like planet, to all appearances the Sun – span alarmingly in the sky, and then detached itself from the firnament and appeared to come crashing down to earth. After the terrified crowds witnessed THIS, the “Sun” returned back to it’s customary position in the sky. Upon October 13th 1973, (the anniversary of the Miracle of the Sun at Fatima) Our Lady gave a warning to the world through a Japanese Nun.

    “Oct. 13, 1973: “My dear daughter, listen well to what I have to say to you. You will inform your superior. As I told you, if men do not repent and better themselves, the father will inflict a terrible punishment on all humanity. It will be a punishment greater than the deluge, such as one will never seen before. Fire will fall from the sky and will wipe out a great part of humanity, the good as well as the bad, sparing neither priests nor faithful. The survivors will find themselves so desolate that they will envy the dead. … The work of the devil will infiltrate even into the Church in such a way that one will see cardinals opposing cardinals, bishops against bishops. The priests who venerate me will be scorned and opposed by their confreres … churches and altars sacked; the Church will be full of those who accept compromises, and the demon will press many priests and consecrated souls to leave the service of the Lord. The demon will be especially implacable against souls consecrated to God. The thought of the loss of so many souls is the cause of my sadness. If sins increase in number and gravity, there will be no longer pardon for them. Today is the last time that I will speak to you in living voice. From now on you will obey the one sent to you and your superior.”
    http://www.wnd.com/2000/07/2042/
    http://www.fatima.org/essentials/facts/miracle.asp

    Film about the apparitions of Fatima 1917
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaIp8iAccLs
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npN8mtSXVo0
    http://www.fatima.org/essentials/message/msgtohier.asp
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2Wcgc-Rj1M

  • Josie

    Thank you, your a hero…